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Total SMS in Santa Banta Jokes: 187
Total Members that contributed to Santa Banta Jokes: 50
Total Comment posted in Santa Banta Jokes: 306
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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:
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Santa Banta in Exam Hall
Santa and Banta in Examination Hall:
Santa: Exam Sheet pe Starting main kya likh Don?
Banta: "Is Answer Sheet Pe jo bhi likha hoga
Wo kisi Question aur Teacher aur School se related nahin hain
And ye sub imiginary aur iska ksi se koi Sarokar Nahin Hai" :-)
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By: Dhump
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Fixing a Bomb in a Car
Santa and Banta were Fixing a Bomb in a Car.
Santa: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta: Dont worry, I have one more.
Posted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: DEEPAK
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Santa Bank Gaya
Santa Ek Din Paise Lene K Liye Bank Gaya:
Khudi Cashier Si Usne Puchhya: So (100) Ke Loge?
Santa: Khade Khade V Chalega Ji,
Tusi Davo Taan Sahi. :-)
Posted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Funtoosh
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Latest Laughing Buddha
Santa k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi.
Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha.
Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai. :-)
Posted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Liquid Turns Solid on Heating
All Scientists Fail To Answer This,
But Santa Rocks.
Q: Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating?
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Ans:- Baisan K Pakore. :-)
Posted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Broad Caster
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Santa Aur Banta Ne Film Dekhi
Santa Aur Banta Film Dekhne Gaye
Lekin Woh Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaye.
Q?
Kyo K
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Us Film Ka Naam Tha.
"HOUSE FULL". :-)
Posted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Irfan
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Headlights Not Working
Police Man: Stop, Stop, Tumhari Headlights kaam Nahi kar rahi,
Woh bandh hai.
Santa: Jaldi Se Hat Jao! Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar Rahe Hain. :-)
Posted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Rehan
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Gadha Ban Sakta Hon?
Santa Ne Bhagwan Se Poocha:
Kya Main Agle Janam Main
Gadha Ban Sakta Hon?
Bhagwan Ne Jawab Diya:
Ek Hi Facility Baar Baar Nahi Mil Sakti.
Posted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Send Free SMS
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Seeta Ko Haath Lagaya
Lawyer to Santa: Geeta pe Haath Rakh Kar Kaho K...
Santa: Ye Kya, Seeta Ko Haath Lagaya To Court Main Bulaya.
Ab fir Geeta Pe Haath!
Posted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Dapper
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Aadmi Jaisa Gadha
Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha.
SantaL Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga.
Banta: Haan!
Aur Gadha to Dekho,
Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai. :-)
Posted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Rehan
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Comments Posted in Santa Banta Jokes at this Page:
DHAVAL says:
( Monday, July 26, 2010 )
it is very nice
nishant says:
( Tuesday, July 13, 2010 )
very good sms collection keep it up bro.........
gagan says:
( Friday, July 02, 2010 )
nic joke yaar
ch.Hamza says:
( Friday, June 25, 2010 )
very bad sms yar this is not fear
Dharampal singh says:
( Thursday, June 24, 2010 )
Santa Road Ke side me Susu kar raha tha
1 ANGREZ Ne Pucha Yaha Police nahi pakadti kya?
Santa: nahi yaha khud hi pakadna pakadna padna padta hai.
gurvinderanand says:
( Wednesday, June 23, 2010 )
bahut ache jokes hai
dolly says:
( Monday, June 21, 2010 )
bahut hi acha n fantastic
santabanta says:
( Saturday, June 19, 2010 )
very nice sms
sfgg says:
( Saturday, June 19, 2010 )
bad not good
avdesh says:
( Monday, June 14, 2010 )
hmmmmmm .... veryyy funny...........jokes haii .........yarooo
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