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Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai?
Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
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Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai? :-)
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By: Dapper
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Seedhi Baat No Bakwas
1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:
Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?
Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.
Seedhi Baat No Bakwas. :-)
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By: Humbugg TheGreat
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Santa On 60th Birthday
Santa On 60th Birthday:
Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?
Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
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Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya. :-)
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By: Irfan
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Main Raat ko Aaunga
Santa: Yaar Maine Apni Girlfriend ko SMS Kiya K Main Raat ko Aaunga.
Aur Main Raat Ko Gaya To,
Wo Kisi Aur k Sath Thi.
Banta: Tu Dil Chhota Mat Kar Yaar!
Ho Sakta Hai K Msg He Na Mila Ho.
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By: Lupoka
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T.V Cable is Not For Kids
Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V Cable is not Good for Kids,
They don't Study, So I got rid of it.
Banta: That's Good.
Santa: Now We have a Dish Installed. :-)
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By: amna
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Santa Watches Less T.V
While visiting Santa's house,
Banta noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a Smaller Model.
Thinking that perhaps the Larger set has Broken Down.
Banta Asked why the Small one was There.
Santa: Oh, I have Decided to Watch less T.V. :-)
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By: Dapper
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Opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI
Santa: Do you Know English?
Banta: Yes!
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the Opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So Simple Yaar.
NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME. :-)
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By: SMS Buddy
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Bottle Nazar Nahi Aai?
Santa: Tumhari Car ka Tyre Kaise Puncture hua?
Banta: Ik Daaru ki bottle iske Neeche Aagayi thi.
Santa: Tumhain Bottle Nazar nahi Aayi?
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Banta: Bottle Us bande ki Jaib Mai Thi jo meri car ke Neeche aaya tha.
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By: Dapper
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Stop Barking Dog in Backyard
Santa: How can you Stop Barking our Dog in our Backyard?
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Banta: That's Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!. :-)
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By: Funtoosh
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Failed in Every Subject
Santa: I Failed in Every Subject Except For Algebra.
Banta: How did you Keep from Failing That?
Santa: No! I didn't take Algebra. :-)
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By: amna
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mustufa says:
( Tuesday, February 09, 2010 )
bahut acche msg he.
sukhada says:
( Monday, January 25, 2010 )
good jokes
rahul says:
( Monday, January 25, 2010 )
santa banta jokes are really stupid . i don,t like them at all . so stupid . they are just like rubbish .
everythink written is just the opposite of what i rally think
sanjeev says:
( Saturday, January 09, 2010 )
send me santa banta jokes
deepak chauhan says:
( Friday, December 25, 2009 )
hi
this is a nice jokes & very cleard
Wasiq Ansari says:
( Friday, December 25, 2009 )
Roye Woh Jo Munkir Hain Shahdat-e-Hussain K,
Hum Zinda-o-Javaid Ka Matam Nahi Kartay.
Allama Iqbal
mayur says:
( Wednesday, December 23, 2009 )
yahoo,com
excellent keep it up
wanna a more sms
Samantha says:
( Monday, December 21, 2009 )
Manager asked Santa at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa: POST BOX
Pradip DasGupta says:
( Monday, November 23, 2009 )
One S-B joke a day keeps the worries away. Carry on the good job, bhaia. Joy Ho
shivani negi says:
( Friday, November 20, 2009 )
it removes my stress
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