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Total Members that contributed to Family SMS-Jokes: 42
Total Comment posted in Family SMS-Jokes: 49
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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

May
21
2010
  • Teacher Aa rahay Hain
    Dada Apny Potay Se: Tumhary Teacher Aa rahay Hain,
    Tm Chhup Jaao.




    Pota: Pehle Aap Chhup Jaen,
    Maine Aapki Mout Ka Bahana Bana Kar 2 Hafte Ki Chutti Li Hai. :-)


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    By: Broad Caster | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
May
20
2010
  • Jo Dushmano Se Bhag Jaye
    Baap: Sharab, Cigarette, Larkiyan
    Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain.

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    Beta: Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag Jaye

    Wo Mard Nahi Hota Abba. :-)


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    By: Funtoosh | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
May
20
2010
  • Papa Ji Election Main
    Beta: Kya is Baar Papa Election Main Kharre Ho Rahe Hain?


    Maa: Wo Mere Saamne To Khade Ho Nahi Sakte.


    Election Mai Kya Kharre Honge?


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    By: Funtoosh | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
May
13
2010
  • Aurton Pe Yaqeen Na Karo
    Bacha Baap Se: Daddy Aaj Kal ki Aurton Par Yaqeen Nahi Karna Chahiye.


    Baap: Beta Woh Kyon?


    Bacha: Daddy Kal Teacher Keh Rahi Thi
    3 or 3 6 Hote Hain.

    Aur

    Aaj Bolti hai 4 or 2 6 Hote Hain. :-)


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    By: Bilal Altaf | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
May
1
2010
  • Fact About Women
    Fact About Women:

    They Can see a Hair of a Girl on their Husband's Coat
    From 20 meters,

    But can't See a Pillar From 2 Meters
    While Parking a Car. :-)


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    By: Dhump | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
April
13
2010
  • Sweet Demand By A Kid
    A Sweet Demand By a Kid.

    He was Beaten Up by his Mom.

    Dad Asked What Happened Son?

    Kid: I cant Adjust With Your Wife Anymore,

    I Want My Own. :-)


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    By: Dapper | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
April
8
2010
  • 2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai
    2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy.

    1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,

    2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha.

    Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho?





    Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya. :-)


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    By: Rooman Qamar | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
April
4
2010
  • Aaj Ka Unwaan Hai MAA
    Aaj Ka Hamara Unwaan Hai...

    *" MAA "*

    Maa Kon Hoti Hai?

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    Abbu Ki Wife.

    Itna Bhi Nahi Pata? :-)


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    By: Irfan | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
March
2
2010
  • 1 Aansu, Blood K 30 Drops
    An English Philosopher Said,

    1 Aansu, Blood K 30 Drops k Equal Hai,
    Agar Koi Aap k Liye Rota Hai,
    Its means, Wo Aap k Liye Mar Raha Hai,
    Wo Apni Jaan Donate Kar Raha Hai Tumhary Liye,
    Its Great Sacrifice,

    So, Sochne ki Baat Ye Hai K
    English Philosopher ne Apni Philosophy Urdu Mai Kyon Jhaari.

    Because
    Uski English Mai Supply Thi. :-)


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    By: Wasiq Ansari | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
February
18
2010
  • Jo Bhonktey Hain Woh
    1 Boy School Se Rota Hua Ghar Aaya:

    Maa: Beta Kyo Ro Rahe ho?
    Boy: Sir Ne Bohat Mara Hai Mujhe!

    Maa: Q?
    Boy: Sir Mere Dost Ko Daant Rahy Thy To Maine Dost ko Tasalli Di, Aur Ek Misaal di.

    Mother: Konsi Misaal?
    Boy: Jo Bhonktey Hain Woh Kaat'tey Nahi. :-)


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    By: Saima Baloch | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
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zain says:
( Friday, September 04, 2009 )

nice sms n very interesting
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( Sunday, October 05, 2008 )

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