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Total SMS in Family SMS-Jokes: 90
Total Members that contributed to Family SMS-Jokes: 42
Total Comment posted in Family SMS-Jokes: 49
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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:
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Teacher Aa rahay Hain
Dada Apny Potay Se: Tumhary Teacher Aa rahay Hain,
Tm Chhup Jaao.
Pota: Pehle Aap Chhup Jaen,
Maine Aapki Mout Ka Bahana Bana Kar 2 Hafte Ki Chutti Li Hai. :-)
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By: Broad Caster
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Jo Dushmano Se Bhag Jaye
Baap: Sharab, Cigarette, Larkiyan
Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain.
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Beta: Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag Jaye
Wo Mard Nahi Hota Abba. :-)
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By: Funtoosh
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Papa Ji Election Main
Beta: Kya is Baar Papa Election Main Kharre Ho Rahe Hain?
Maa: Wo Mere Saamne To Khade Ho Nahi Sakte.
Election Mai Kya Kharre Honge?
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By: Funtoosh
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Aurton Pe Yaqeen Na Karo
Bacha Baap Se: Daddy Aaj Kal ki Aurton Par Yaqeen Nahi Karna Chahiye.
Baap: Beta Woh Kyon?
Bacha: Daddy Kal Teacher Keh Rahi Thi
3 or 3 6 Hote Hain.
Aur
Aaj Bolti hai 4 or 2 6 Hote Hain. :-)
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By: Bilal Altaf
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Fact About Women
Fact About Women:
They Can see a Hair of a Girl on their Husband's Coat
From 20 meters,
But can't See a Pillar From 2 Meters
While Parking a Car. :-)
Posted in: Family SMS-Jokes
By: Dhump
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Sweet Demand By A Kid
A Sweet Demand By a Kid.
He was Beaten Up by his Mom.
Dad Asked What Happened Son?
Kid: I cant Adjust With Your Wife Anymore,
I Want My Own. :-)
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By: Dapper
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2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai
2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy.
1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,
2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha.
Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho?
Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya. :-)
Posted in: Family SMS-Jokes
By: Rooman Qamar
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Aaj Ka Unwaan Hai MAA
Aaj Ka Hamara Unwaan Hai...
*" MAA "*
Maa Kon Hoti Hai?
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Abbu Ki Wife.
Itna Bhi Nahi Pata? :-)
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By: Irfan
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1 Aansu, Blood K 30 Drops
An English Philosopher Said,
1 Aansu, Blood K 30 Drops k Equal Hai,
Agar Koi Aap k Liye Rota Hai,
Its means, Wo Aap k Liye Mar Raha Hai,
Wo Apni Jaan Donate Kar Raha Hai Tumhary Liye,
Its Great Sacrifice,
So, Sochne ki Baat Ye Hai K
English Philosopher ne Apni Philosophy Urdu Mai Kyon Jhaari.
Because
Uski English Mai Supply Thi. :-)
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By: Wasiq Ansari
| SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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Jo Bhonktey Hain Woh
1 Boy School Se Rota Hua Ghar Aaya:
Maa: Beta Kyo Ro Rahe ho?
Boy: Sir Ne Bohat Mara Hai Mujhe!
Maa: Q?
Boy: Sir Mere Dost Ko Daant Rahy Thy To Maine Dost ko Tasalli Di, Aur Ek Misaal di.
Mother: Konsi Misaal?
Boy: Jo Bhonktey Hain Woh Kaat'tey Nahi. :-)
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By: Saima Baloch
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zain says:
( Friday, September 04, 2009 )
nice sms n very interesting
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( Sunday, October 05, 2008 )
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