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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Baki Ka 1
    Begam: Aji Sunte Ho Ji?
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    Shoher: Kya?
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    Begam: Hamary Padosi Hen Na Basheer Chacha,
    Un Ki Beti
    Accounts Me 99% Marks Laai Hai.
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    Shoher: To Baki Ka 1 Kahan Gaya?
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    Begam: Wo Apna Pappu Laya ?Hai.. ;-) :-D

    Haahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Padosi Ka Ladka
    Ladki Apni Maa se:
    Maa Padosi ka Ladka Mujhe baar baar Kiss kar k bhaag jata hai.
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    Maa muskura ke boli:
    Bohat Badtameez hai,,
    Bilkul apne Baap par gaya hai. :-D


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Choice
    Aadmi K Pass Khudkushi K Bohat Se Options Hoty Hen,,

    POISON,
    SLEEPING PILLS,
    HANGING BY NECK,
    JUMPING FROM BUILDING,
    COMING UNDER A TRAIN,

    Magar Uski Choice
    Hamesha

    "SHADI"
    Hi Hoti Hai.. ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Wedding Ring
    Ek Aurat Apni Saheli Se:
    Tum Ny Apni Wedding Ring Ghalat Ungli Me Pehni Hai..

    Saheli: Haan, QK Me Ny
    Ek Ghalat Aadmi Se Shadi Ki Hai.. ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Aurat Ki Baat Ka Aitbaar
    Beta: Papa Aap Sahi Kehty Ho K
    Aurat Ki Kisi Baat Ka Aitbaar Nahi Kerna Chahiye..

    Papa: Kiya Hua Beta.??

    Beta: Kal Miss Ny Kaha Tha
    5 Aur 2 Saat Hoty Hen,,
    ,
    Aaj Jab Me Yaad Ker K Gaya To
    Kehti Hen K
    4 Aur 3 Saat Hoty Hen.. :-(

    Hahahaha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Bechara Mard
    Aurten Shadi K Baad Jwellery Pehanti Hen,,

    Jab K,,

    Bechary Mard Ki Shakal Se Hi
    Pata Chal Jata Hai K Wo
    "Shadi Shuda" Hai.. :-D

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Shoher Ka Bivi Ko Super Reply
    Bivi Ka Shoher K Naam Khat..

    "Meri Mohabbat Ko Apny Dil Me Dhund Lena,
    Aatay Ko Achi Tarha Se Goondh Lena..

    Mil Jaye Piyar To Khona Nahi,
    Piyaz Kat'ty Waqt Rona Nahi..

    Log Hamari Mohabbat Se Jal Na Jayen,
    Chawal Time Pe Dekh Lena Kahin Gal Na Jaen..

    Kesi Lagi Hamari Ghazal Bata Dena,
    Namak Kam Lagy To Aur Mila Lena..!
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    SHOHER KA BIVI KO JAWABI KHAT..
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    Tumhari Yehi Ada To Dil Ko Bha Gai,
    Tumhare Jaty Hi Padosan Khana Pakany Aa Gai.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Mann laga ke
    Mummy: Beta, Mann laga ke Padhai karna"

    Pappu: "Lekin Mummy,
    Mann ki DVD to Phuppo ke Ghar pe hai" :-) ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Remember
    ,.+""-, ,-""+,
    ( -_-) (-_- )
    ("<>").("<>")
    ""-., ,.-""

    Always Remember

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    Bachay 2 Hi Acchay.. ;-) :-D


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Phir Tension
    * Tension K Jhatkay *

    Larki Ne Aapse Lift Mangi
    Raste Me Uski Tabiat
    Kharab H0gai
    Aap Hospital Le Gay
    Doctor Bola:
    Aap Baap Banne Wale Ho.
    Aapk0 Tension..
    .
    Aap Bole:
    "Me Iska Baap Nahi."
    Phr Larki Say Pucha
    Larki Boli:
    "Yehi Baap Hy"
    Apk0 0r Tensi0n..

    Phr Police Aai
    Aapka Medical Check Up Hua
    Report Aai K
    "Aap To Kabhi Baap Hi
    Nahi Ban Sakte"
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    Aap Ne Khuda Ka Shukr
    Ada Kia Aur Aap Khushi
    Khushi Bahar A Gaye
    0r Phr Socha K,

    "Ghar Pe Jo 3 Bache Hen,
    Wo Kis K Hen" ;-)
    Apk0 Phir Tension.. :-D


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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