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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Tumhare Jaisi Ek Movie
    Husband: Aaj Me Ny Bilkul Tumhare Jaisi Ek Movie Dekhi..

    Wife: Wow Mere Jaisi,
    Kiya naam Tha Movie Ka??

    Husband:
    "Ek Thi Dayan.." :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Jisay Mily Uski
    Begam: Sune Ji Agar Me Gum Ho Gai To Aap Kiya Karen Gy??

    Shoher: Newspaper Me Ishtehar Dunga..

    Begam Khush Hoker: Kiya Likhwaen Gy??

    Shoher: "Jisay Mily Wo
    Thora Aur Aagay Chorr De"

    Saas Foran Boli:
    Puttar Ye Wahan Se Bhi Wapas Aa Jaye Gi,
    Tum Ye Likhwana
    "Jisay Mily Uski".. ;-p :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Pappu Ny Graduation Complete
    Pappu Ny Graduation Complete
    Kiya To Baap Ny Pucha:

    "Ab Aagy Kiya Kerny Ka Irada Hai??"

    Pappu: BBA

    Baap: Ye Kiya Hota Hai??

    Pappu:
    "Bivi ki Bahon me Aaram"" :-D

    Pappu Rocked..
    Papa Shocked.. :-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Nazar Ka Chashma
    Wife: "You know Honey,
    Jab Tum Nazar Ka Chashma Nahi Lagaty To
    Bohat Khubsurat Dikhty Ho.."
    .
    .
    Husband:
    "Honey Tum Sach Keh Rahi Ho,
    Jab Me Chashma Nahi Lagata To
    Tum Bhi Bohat Smart Aur Khubsurat Dhikhti Ho.." ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Husband Chat On Whatsapp
    Husband Chat On Whatsapp..
    .
    Husband: Call Me Shonu
    Wife: Mera Shona Baby..
    .
    Husband: Arrrrre,, Call Me Sweetheart
    Wife: O My Sweetu, Sweetheart..
    .
    Husband: Ufffff, Call Me Honey..
    Wife: My Honey Darling..
    .
    Husband: O Pagal Aurat,
    Call kar Mujhe, Balance nhi hai.. :-(
    .
    Wife: Oh, Ok Ok..
    Abhi Karti Hun Janu.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Sab se Ziada Maafi
    Pakistani Mard Sab se
    Ziada Maafi kis se mangte hen ?
    .
    Socho
    .
    .
    Nhi Pata ?
    .
    .
    "FakeeRon Se"
    Tum Ny Kiya Socha "Bivi se?"
    .
    Tum bhi apni jaga Theek Hi Ho. :-)

    Hahhahah


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Coolie Chahiye
    Classical insult..!
    .
    Ek Larki Platform Per
    Saaman Ke Sath Akeli
    Bethi Thi..
    .
    .
    Coolie Ne Puchha:
    "Madam, Coolie Chahiye.?
    .
    .
    .
    Larki: Nahi,
    Mera Husband Hen Mere Sath.. :-D

    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Bivi Ka Phone Aya
    Aaj Subha Bivi Ka Phone Aya.

    Bechari Bohat Ro Rahi Thi,
    Mujh Ko Sorry Kaha Aur Boli
    "Ab Tum Se Kabhi Jhagra Nahi Kerungi,
    Tumhari Her Baat Sunungi,
    Tum Jo Kaho Gy Wo Kerungi."

    Ye Sab Sun Ker Mera Bhi Dil Bhar Aya,

    Pata Nahi Kis Ki Bivi Thi,
    Wrong Number Tha,
    Magar Sun Ker Dil Ko Bohat Sukoon Mila.. ;-) :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Kutta
    Husband: Kya Tum Meri Ghair-mojudgi me
    Mujhe KUTTA Kehti Ho.?


    Wife Khamosh..


    Husband: Batao Na,

    Wife Phir Khamosh..


    Husband: Me Kiya Puch Raha Hun,
    Jawab Do..


    Wife: Nahi Kaha Na,

    Ab Plz Bhokna Band Karo. ?;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Purana Calender
    1 Budha Budhiya Ko Ghoor Rha Tha..

    Budhiya Use Galiyan Dene Lagi..

    1 Ladka Bola: Kya Hua Uncle??

    Budha: Kuch Nahi Beta,
    Purana Calender Hai,
    PHADPHADA Raha Hai.. ;-) :-D

    Hahhahaa


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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