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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Mistress
    Every Wife A "Mistress" Of Her Husband..

    "Miss" For One Hour,,
    And

    "Stress" For 23 Hours Everyday.. :-D

    Hahahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Waday Hi Waday
    Bivi Ghusse Me:
    Agar Is Baar Bhi Tumhen Job Na Mili To Me
    Maikay Chali Jaun Gi..

    Shoher Thandi Aah Bhar Ker:
    Haa Waday Hi Waday..
    Sirf Waday
    Baahar Bhi Waday
    Aur
    Ghar Me Bhi Sirf Waday.. :-D :-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Shakki Bivi
    Ek Aurat Apny Shoher Per Bohat Shak Kerti Thi.
    Jab Bhi Wo Bahar Se Ata Us K Kapray Achi Tarha Check Kerti.
    Agar Ek Bhi Baal Nazar Ata To Bechary Shoher Ki Shamat Ajati.

    Ek Din Usay Koi Baal Nazar
    Na Aya To Wo Ghusse Me Boli:

    "Acha To Ab Tum Ny Ganji Aurton Se Dosti Ker Li Hai.." :-D ;-)

    Hhahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Bachat
    Wife:
    Hamary Parosi Ny 50 Inch Ka
    Naya LCD TV Kharida Hai.
    Aap Bhi Khareed Len Na..

    Husband: Jaan Me TV Khareed Ker Kiya Kerunga.
    Jis K Paas Tumhary Jesi Khubsurat Bivi Ho
    Wo Apna Time Faltu Me TV Dekhny Me Q Waste Karega..

    Bivi Shermaty Huwe:
    Aap Bhi Naa..
    Acha Me Aap K Liye Pakoray Bana Ker Lati Hun.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Bewafa Sanam
    Ek Admi Dusray Shehar Me Job Kerta Tha..

    Us Ny Apny Dost Se Kaha:
    Yaar Me 3 Saal Se Apni Bivi Ko
    Her Haftay Letter Bhejta Raha..

    Dost: Phir Kiya Hua??

    Admi: Us Ny Mujh Se Talaq Le Ker
    Us Postman Se Shadi Ker Li.. :-(

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhare Sath
    Bivi Ghusse Me:
    Allah Kare Tumhen
    Jahannum Me Bhi Jaga Na Milay.

    Shoher: Haan To Acha Hai Jaga Na Milay,
    Ab Her Jaga Me Tumhare Sath Hun
    Ye Zaruri To Nahi.. :-)

    Hahahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Wife Stars Dekhty Huwe
    Wife Stars Dekhty Huwe:
    Batao Wo Kon si Cheez hai,
    Jo Tum Roz Dekh sakte ho
    Per Tod Nahi Sakte.?
    .
    .
    Husband: Nahi Me nahi Bataunga.
    .
    .
    Wife: Batao na Plzz.
    .
    .
    Husband: Nahi Tum Naraz Ho Jaogi..
    .
    .
    Wife: Me Naraz Nahi Hon Gi Tum Batao.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Husband: Tera Mooh... :-D ;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Kal Ki BAHU
    Keh Rahi Hai Mujhy Ye Kal Ki BAHU..

    Aap Mere Miyan Ka Khaty Hen..!!


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhare Jaisi Ek Movie
    Husband: Aaj Me Ny Bilkul Tumhare Jaisi Ek Movie Dekhi..

    Wife: Wow Mere Jaisi,
    Kiya naam Tha Movie Ka??

    Husband:
    "Ek Thi Dayan.." :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Jisay Mily Uski
    Begam: Sune Ji Agar Me Gum Ho Gai To Aap Kiya Karen Gy??

    Shoher: Newspaper Me Ishtehar Dunga..

    Begam Khush Hoker: Kiya Likhwaen Gy??

    Shoher: "Jisay Mily Wo
    Thora Aur Aagay Chorr De"

    Saas Foran Boli:
    Puttar Ye Wahan Se Bhi Wapas Aa Jaye Gi,
    Tum Ye Likhwana
    "Jisay Mily Uski".. ;-p :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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