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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Aurat Ki Baat Ka Aitbaar
    Beta: Papa Aap Sahi Kehty Ho K
    Aurat Ki Kisi Baat Ka Aitbaar Nahi Kerna Chahiye..

    Papa: Kiya Hua Beta.??

    Beta: Kal Miss Ny Kaha Tha
    5 Aur 2 Saat Hoty Hen,,
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    Aaj Jab Me Yaad Ker K Gaya To
    Kehti Hen K
    4 Aur 3 Saat Hoty Hen.. :-(

    Hahahaha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Bechara Mard
    Aurten Shadi K Baad Jwellery Pehanti Hen,,

    Jab K,,

    Bechary Mard Ki Shakal Se Hi
    Pata Chal Jata Hai K Wo
    "Shadi Shuda" Hai.. :-D

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Shoher Ka Bivi Ko Super Reply
    Bivi Ka Shoher K Naam Khat..

    "Meri Mohabbat Ko Apny Dil Me Dhund Lena,
    Aatay Ko Achi Tarha Se Goondh Lena..

    Mil Jaye Piyar To Khona Nahi,
    Piyaz Kat'ty Waqt Rona Nahi..

    Log Hamari Mohabbat Se Jal Na Jayen,
    Chawal Time Pe Dekh Lena Kahin Gal Na Jaen..

    Kesi Lagi Hamari Ghazal Bata Dena,
    Namak Kam Lagy To Aur Mila Lena..!
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    SHOHER KA BIVI KO JAWABI KHAT..
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    Tumhari Yehi Ada To Dil Ko Bha Gai,
    Tumhare Jaty Hi Padosan Khana Pakany Aa Gai.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Mann laga ke
    Mummy: Beta, Mann laga ke Padhai karna"

    Pappu: "Lekin Mummy,
    Mann ki DVD to Phuppo ke Ghar pe hai" :-) ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Remember
    ,.+""-, ,-""+,
    ( -_-) (-_- )
    ("<>").("<>")
    ""-., ,.-""

    Always Remember

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    Bachay 2 Hi Acchay.. ;-) :-D


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Phir Tension
    * Tension K Jhatkay *

    Larki Ne Aapse Lift Mangi
    Raste Me Uski Tabiat
    Kharab H0gai
    Aap Hospital Le Gay
    Doctor Bola:
    Aap Baap Banne Wale Ho.
    Aapk0 Tension..
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    Aap Bole:
    "Me Iska Baap Nahi."
    Phr Larki Say Pucha
    Larki Boli:
    "Yehi Baap Hy"
    Apk0 0r Tensi0n..

    Phr Police Aai
    Aapka Medical Check Up Hua
    Report Aai K
    "Aap To Kabhi Baap Hi
    Nahi Ban Sakte"
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    Aap Ne Khuda Ka Shukr
    Ada Kia Aur Aap Khushi
    Khushi Bahar A Gaye
    0r Phr Socha K,

    "Ghar Pe Jo 3 Bache Hen,
    Wo Kis K Hen" ;-)
    Apk0 Phir Tension.. :-D


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Fitting
    Wife: Dekho Ye Me Pichlay 10 Saal Se Pehan Rahi Hun
    Phir Bhi Is Ki Fitting Mujhy Sahi Aati Hai
    Aur Tum Ho K Mujhy "Moti" Kehty Rehty Ho..

    Husband:
    Khuda Se Daro Begam,
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    Ye Shawl Hai.. ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Definition Of SHADI
    Definition Of SHADI..

    S: SHaNTi BHaNG

    H: HiMMaT KHTam

    A: AaZaDi SaMaPT

    D: DiMaG KHaRaB

    I: IMTiHaN SHuRu
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    JiSKi Ho Gai WO JHELO,
    AUR
    JiSKi NHi Hui WO JEELO.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Tareekh Gawah Hai
    "Mastani" Baji Rao Ki Dusri Bivi Thi,
    Jis Se Wo Bohat Mohabbat Kerta Tha..

    "Mumtaz" Shah Jahan Ki Aathwin Bivi Thi,
    Jis Ko Wo Jaan Se Ziyada Mohabbat Kerta Tha..

    "Jodha" Akber Badshah Ki Teesri Bivi Thi,
    Jin Ki Mohabbat Ki Kahani Amar Hui..

    Tareekh Gawah Hai K,

    Kisi Ny Pehli Bivi Se Mohabbat Nahi Ki.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Saaf Saaf
    Husband In Romantic Mood:
    "Na Kajre Ki Dhaar,
    Na Motiyon K HaaR,
    Na Koi Kiya Singhaar,
    Phir Bhi Kitni Sunder Ho.."
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    Wife: Saaf Saaf Kaho Na K
    Makeup K Liye Paise Nahi Dunga.. ;-)

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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