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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Fitting
    Wife: Dekho Ye Me Pichlay 10 Saal Se Pehan Rahi Hun
    Phir Bhi Is Ki Fitting Mujhy Sahi Aati Hai
    Aur Tum Ho K Mujhy "Moti" Kehty Rehty Ho..

    Husband:
    Khuda Se Daro Begam,
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    Ye Shawl Hai.. ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Definition Of SHADI
    Definition Of SHADI..

    S: SHaNTi BHaNG

    H: HiMMaT KHTam

    A: AaZaDi SaMaPT

    D: DiMaG KHaRaB

    I: IMTiHaN SHuRu
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    JiSKi Ho Gai WO JHELO,
    AUR
    JiSKi NHi Hui WO JEELO.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Tareekh Gawah Hai
    "Mastani" Baji Rao Ki Dusri Bivi Thi,
    Jis Se Wo Bohat Mohabbat Kerta Tha..

    "Mumtaz" Shah Jahan Ki Aathwin Bivi Thi,
    Jis Ko Wo Jaan Se Ziyada Mohabbat Kerta Tha..

    "Jodha" Akber Badshah Ki Teesri Bivi Thi,
    Jin Ki Mohabbat Ki Kahani Amar Hui..

    Tareekh Gawah Hai K,

    Kisi Ny Pehli Bivi Se Mohabbat Nahi Ki.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Saaf Saaf
    Husband In Romantic Mood:
    "Na Kajre Ki Dhaar,
    Na Motiyon K HaaR,
    Na Koi Kiya Singhaar,
    Phir Bhi Kitni Sunder Ho.."
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    Wife: Saaf Saaf Kaho Na K
    Makeup K Liye Paise Nahi Dunga.. ;-)

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi Kya Hai.?
    Shaadi kya hoti hai?

    Ye samjhnay ke lye ek Scientist ne shadi kar li
    Ab usay samjh nahi araha ke Science kya hoti hai...


  By: Ammár_Chán   Send To Mobile
  • Sab Se Acha Phal
    Bivi: Bazar Se Mere Liye Acha Sa Phal Le Ker Ana..

    Shoher: Tum Sabar Ka Phal Khao,
    Wo Bohat Meetha Hota Hai.. ;-)

    Hahahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Khas Masala Dala Hai
    Admi: Aaj Chicken Bohat Mazay Ki Bani Hai,
    Kiya Koi Khas Masala Dala Hai.??

    Bivi: Aaj Murgi Thori Si Jal Gai Thi To
    Us Ko "Burnol" Laga Diya.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Aadmi Apny Bete Ki Khoob Pitaai
    Ek Aadmi Apny Bete Ki Khoob Pitaai Ker Raha Tha..

    Kisi Ny Pucha: Bhai Q Maar Rahy Ho.??

    Wo Aadmi Bola:
    "Me Ek Mahinay K Liye Shehar Se Bahar Ja Raha Hun,
    Aur Iska Result Kal Aaye Ga To
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    Socha Pehly Hi
    Pitaai Ker Doon.. ;-) :-D

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Me Apny Shoher Se Talaq Le Ker Rahungi
    Aurat: Aaj To Hadd Ho Gai,
    Bas Ab Me Apny Shoher Se Talaq Le Ker Rahungi..

    Saheli: Q Kiya Ho Gaya..??

    Aurat: Kal Raat Mere Khuwab Me
    Wo Kareena Kapoor K Pair Choom Raha Tha.

    Saheli: Magar Wo To Sirf Khuwab Tha.

    Aurat: Haan Magar Jab Wo
    Mere Khuwab Me Aisi Harkat Ker Sakta Hai To
    Apny Khuwab Me Kiya Kiya Kerta Ho Ga.. ;-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Me Ye Shadi Nahi Ker Sakta
    Beta: Me Ye Shadi Nahi Ker Sakta..

    Baap: Per Q Puttar.??

    Beta: Sara Gaaun Meri Mangetar Ko Taxi Bolta Hai..

    Baap: Koi Baat Nahi Puttar,
    Chhota Sa To Gaaun Hai,
    Taxi Ziyada Nahi Chali Hogi.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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