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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Shadi Se Pehly
    Wife: Shadi Se Pehly To Aap Mujh Per Bohat Sher Kehty Thy
    Ab Kiya Hua.??

    Husband: Ab Wo Waqt Nahi Raha..

    Wife: Phir Bhi Janu Ek Sher To Suna Den.

    Husband: Acha To Suno,
    .
    Jane Jiagr Jane Man
    90 Kilo Tera Wazan
    Tu Jo Mujh Per Giri
    Mar Jaunga Me Sanam. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Sar Dard
    Begam: Kyun G, Me Jab Bhi
    Aap K Pass Aati Hun To
    Aap Chashma Q Laga Lete Ho.??

    Shoher:
    QK Doctor Ny Mujh Se Kaha Tha K
    Jab Bhi "Sar Dard" Aye To
    Chashma Laga Liya Kero.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Papa Bohat Shareef Hen
    Pappu:
    Mummy Aap Theek Kehti Ho
    Papa Bohat Shareef Hen..

    Mummy:
    Aap Ko Kese Pata Chala.??

    Pappu:
    Papa Jab Bhi Kisi Aunty Ko
    Dekhty Hen To Apni
    Ek Aankh Band Ker Lete Hen.. ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Mummy Papa And Son
    Papa Piyar Se: Mera Beta Kiya Khayega??

    Son: Kuch Nahi..
    Papa: Juice Pi Lo
    Son: Nahi
    Papa: Doodh Pi Lo
    Son: Nahi
    Papa: Acha Germi Ho Rahi Hai Lassi Pi lo.
    Son: Nahi
    Papa: Bilkul Apni Maa Per Gaya Hai,
    Sirf Mera Khoon Hi piye Ga.. :-)

    Mummy To Son: Kiya Khayega Mera Beta..
    Son: Kuch Nahi
    Mummy: Aam Khaye Ga ?
    Son: Nahi
    Mummy: Ice Cream Kha Lo
    Son: Nahi
    Mummy: Noodles Bana Dun ??
    Son: Nahi

    Mummy: Kamina Apni Baap Per Gaya Hai.
    Chappal Hi Khaye Ga.. :-) :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Tameez Wali
    Damaad:
    Aap Ki Beti Bohat Badtameez Hai.

    Saas: Theek Kehty Ho Beta,
    Agar Wo Tameez Wali Hoti To
    Usay Koi Acha Larka Na Mil Jata..


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi Se Pehly
    Shadi Se Pehly Suna Tha K
    Larki Acha Pakana Janti Hai..

    Ye To Ab Pata Chala K

    Wo Khana Nahi Balke

    .

    Sirf "Dimagh" Pakati Hai.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Jawab
    Papa: Kesa Hua Paper.??

    Pappu: Kuch Nahi Likha..

    Papa Ghusse Se:
    Q Nahi Likha.??

    Pappu: Papa Aap Ny Hi To
    Kaha Tha K Kisi Ko Jawab Nahi Dety.. :-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Azeem Tehreer
    Husband Ki T-Shirt Per
    Likhi Hui Ek Azeem Tehreer..

    "Tamam Aurten Chudail Hoti Hen,
    Magar Meri Bivi
    Queen Hai,,
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Un Sab Ki.." :-) :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Same Problem
    Wife:
    Jab Tum Sharab Peety Ho
    To Bohat Buray Lagty Ho..


    Husband Khush Ho Ker:
    Haath Mila,
    Jab Me Sharab Nahi Peeta
    To Bilkul Yehi Haal Mera
    Bhi Hota Hai Tumhen Dekh Ker.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Naqal
    Cinema Hall me TITANIC Movie Lagi Thi..

    Romantic Scene aya to
    1 Bacha ChillaKer Bola:
    Mummy Daddy Dekhiye,
    Wo Log Aapki Naqal Ker Rahe Hen.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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