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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Package
    Bivi:
    Jannat Me Mardon Ko Hooren Milen Gi
    Magar Aurton Ko Kiya Mily Ga..
    .
    .
    Shoher:
    Kuch Nahi, Ye Pkg
    Sirf Mazloomo K Liye Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Sharafat
    Pappu: Mamma Papa Bohat Sharif Hen..

    Mom: Acha Tumhen Kese Pata.?

    Pappu: Wo Jab Bhi Meri Teacher
    Ko Dekhty Hen To Apni Ek Ankh Band Ker Lete Hen.. :-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Wade
    Wife: Ab ki Baar Tumhen Job na Mili
    To Me Maeke Chali Jaun gi..
    .
    Husband Thandi Aah Bhar ker:
    Wade wade Sirf Wade,
    ,
    Bahir Bhi Wade,
    Ghar Me Bhi Sirf Wade..
    Aakhir Ye Wade Kab Sach Hongy.??
    :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Chat on FB & Whatsapp
    Difference Between Chat on FB & Whatsapp..

    On "WhatsApp...":

    Wife: Ghar Kab Aa Rahe Ho.?

    Husband: Pata Nahi Dimag Mat Khao..

    But On "FB Wall...":

    Wife: Dear when Will U Be Back,
    You are the Best Husband in the World.
    Aww I Miss you so much.
    Come back soon...
    .
    Husband: Thanks for Being There Always.
    So Lucky to have A Wonderful Wife Like You.. :-)

    Hahahaha
    Right Naa :-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Moonchen
    Q:
    Ek Shoher Ko Sab Se Ziyada
    Insult Feel Kab Hoti Hai??

    Ans:
    Jab Us Ki Moonchen To Cockroach
    Se Bhi Lambi Hon Magar
    Us Ki Bivi Sirf
    Cockroach Se Darti Ho.. :-D :-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi Se Pehly
    Wife:
    Kiya Aap Ny Shadi Se Pehly
    Kisi Aur se Piyar Kiya Tha.??

    Husband:
    Nahi Janu Meri Pehli Aur
    Akhri Mohabbat Sirf Tum Hi Ho.
    Samny Wali Shazia,
    Pichli Gali Ki Jamila,
    Kameti Wali Aunti Ki Beti Naila,
    Sath Walon Ki Bano,
    Phuppo Ki Choti Nand Meena,
    Pappu Dukan Waly Ki Behan Rano,
    ,
    Aur Mere Dost Ki Sali Hina
    Se To Bas Salam Dua Thi.. :-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi Se Pehly
    Wife: Shadi Se Pehly To Aap Mujh Per Bohat Sher Kehty Thy
    Ab Kiya Hua.??

    Husband: Ab Wo Waqt Nahi Raha..

    Wife: Phir Bhi Janu Ek Sher To Suna Den.

    Husband: Acha To Suno,
    .
    Jane Jiagr Jane Man
    90 Kilo Tera Wazan
    Tu Jo Mujh Per Giri
    Mar Jaunga Me Sanam. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Sar Dard
    Begam: Kyun G, Me Jab Bhi
    Aap K Pass Aati Hun To
    Aap Chashma Q Laga Lete Ho.??

    Shoher:
    QK Doctor Ny Mujh Se Kaha Tha K
    Jab Bhi "Sar Dard" Aye To
    Chashma Laga Liya Kero.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Papa Bohat Shareef Hen
    Pappu:
    Mummy Aap Theek Kehti Ho
    Papa Bohat Shareef Hen..

    Mummy:
    Aap Ko Kese Pata Chala.??

    Pappu:
    Papa Jab Bhi Kisi Aunty Ko
    Dekhty Hen To Apni
    Ek Aankh Band Ker Lete Hen.. ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Mummy Papa And Son
    Papa Piyar Se: Mera Beta Kiya Khayega??

    Son: Kuch Nahi..
    Papa: Juice Pi Lo
    Son: Nahi
    Papa: Doodh Pi Lo
    Son: Nahi
    Papa: Acha Germi Ho Rahi Hai Lassi Pi lo.
    Son: Nahi
    Papa: Bilkul Apni Maa Per Gaya Hai,
    Sirf Mera Khoon Hi piye Ga.. :-)

    Mummy To Son: Kiya Khayega Mera Beta..
    Son: Kuch Nahi
    Mummy: Aam Khaye Ga ?
    Son: Nahi
    Mummy: Ice Cream Kha Lo
    Son: Nahi
    Mummy: Noodles Bana Dun ??
    Son: Nahi

    Mummy: Kamina Apni Baap Per Gaya Hai.
    Chappal Hi Khaye Ga.. :-) :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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