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Total Comment posted in Family SMS-Jokes: 48
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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

July
15
2010
  • Gadhe Per Bethunga
    Husband: Ary Munne ko Samjhao, Zid Kar raha hai K
    Gadhe Per Bethunga.




    Wife: To kya Hua Bacha He to Hai,
    Zara si Dair ke Liye Peeth Pe Bitha Lo. :-)


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     By: Irfan | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
July
3
2010
  • Sab se Bahadur Kon Hai?
    Teacher: Tumhary Ghar me Sab se Bahadur Kon Hai?

    Bacha: Choha

    Teacher: Wo Kese?

    Bacha: Hum Abbu se Dartay Hen,

    Abbu Ammi Se Darte Hain

    Aur

    Ammi Chohay Se Darti Hain. :-)


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     By: SAYYAM | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
June
29
2010
  • Tumhari Chaar Biwiyan Hain?
    Dost: Main Dekh Raha Hoon Kareem Tum
    Aaj Kal Ghar Se Ziada Bahar Rehtey ho Aakhir Wajah Kya Hai?

    Kareem: Kuch Nahi Yaar Ghar main Chaaron Biwiyan Naak Main Damm Kar Deti Hain Isi liye.

    Dost: Tumhari Chaar Biwiyan Hain?

    Kareem: Na Bhai Na, Sab Doosron Ki Hain

    Ek Abba ki
    Doosri Bhai ki
    Teesri Dada ki
    Aur Chothi Nana Ki. :-)


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     By: SAYYAM | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
June
29
2010
  • Kya Ham Jahaz Mai Beth Kar
    Ek Chote Bache ne Apne Abbu Se Pucha: Kya Ham Jahaz Mai Beth Kar
    Allah K Paas Pohonch Sakte Hein?

    Abbu: Beta Allah K Paas to Ham Gaadi Mai Beth Kar Bhi Pohonch Sakte Hain.
    Ba'Shartia K Gaadi Tumhari Ammi Drive Kar Rahi Ho. :-)


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     By: malik | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
June
25
2010
  • A Young Boy and his Dad
    A Young Boy and his Dad went out Fishing:

    Son: How do fish breath under water?
    Dad: I really don't know, son.

    Son: How does our boat float on the water?
    Dad: Don't know, son.

    Son: Why is the sky blue?
    Dad: I honestly have no idea, son.

    Son: Dad, do you mind that I'm asking you all of these questions?
    Dad: Of course not son, how else are you ever going to learn anything? :-)


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     By: Funtoosh | SMS Length: 3 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
June
19
2010
  • Baghair Chhat Wali Car
    3 Bachay Aapas mein Batein Kar Rahe Thay:

    Pehla Bacha: Main Bhooray Rang ki Car Longa
    Q K Mere Abbu k Baal Bhooray hain.


    Dosra Bacha: To Mai kaali Car longa
    Q K Mere Abbu k Baal Kaale hain.


    Teesra Bacha: Main To Baghair Chhat(Roof) ki Car lon ga
    Q K Mere Abbu to Ganjay hain. :-)


    • Posted in:

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     By: Nawaz | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
June
11
2010
  • Teri Wali Ne Mara Hai
    Son Was Crying, Dad Came And Asked:

    Why Are You Crying? Tell me.

    I Am Your Friend Na?


    Son: Kuch Nahi Yaar!

    Chocolate Ziyada Maang Li,



    To Teri Wali Ne Mara Hai. :-)


    • Posted in:

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     By: SAYYAM | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
May
27
2010
  • Mother's and Wife's Tears
    Chintu: Papa What's the Difference Between
    Mother's Tears & Wife's Tears?

    Father: Mother's tears Affect your HEART,

    And

    Wife's Tears Affect your POCKET. :-)


    • Posted in:

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     By: SAYYAM | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
May
21
2010
  • Teacher Aa rahay Hain
    Dada Apny Potay Se: Tumhary Teacher Aa rahay Hain,
    Tm Chhup Jaao.




    Pota: Pehle Aap Chhup Jaen,
    Maine Aapki Mout Ka Bahana Bana Kar 2 Hafte Ki Chutti Li Hai. :-)


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     By: Broad Caster | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
May
20
2010
  • Jo Dushmano Se Bhag Jaye
    Baap: Sharab, Cigarette, Larkiyan
    Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain.

    .
    .
    .

    Beta: Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag Jaye

    Wo Mard Nahi Hota Abba. :-)


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     By: Funtoosh | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
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Comments Posted in Family SMS-Jokes at this Page:


nasir abbas says:
( Monday, July 12, 2010 )

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...........................
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( Sunday, July 04, 2010 )

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shazia says:
( Friday, June 11, 2010 )

Husband had a small fight wit his wife in d morning.
after the fight husband leaves for d office..........................
again in the evening he calls to his wife
n asks...........

husbund: jaanu wat r u preparing for
dinner.
wife: "poison"
husband: ok fine,i just called to inform
u that,today i'll be having my
dinner outside,"U" carry
on,don't wait for me.
mahi says:
( Wednesday, March 10, 2010 )

Teacher ne 1 Bachhe ki Mom ko Likha:
Bache ko Nehla k Bheja Karen.

.
.
.

Mom Ne Note Parhne K Baad Likha:
Bachhe ko Parhaya Karen, Soongha Na Karen. :
2)Maa: Beta Khana Khalo?
Beta: Nahi

Mom: Beta Chocolate Khaega?
Beta: Nahi

Mom: Beta Mithae Khaega?
Beta: Nahi

Mom: Baap Pe Gaya Hai.
"Jute hi khaonge
3) Kid: Daddy ye School kia hota hai?


Father: Ye Woh jaga hai,

Jahan Parents ko Loota

Aur Bachon ko Koota jata hai. :-)
mahi says:
( Wednesday, March 10, 2010 )

Boy School Se Rota Hua Ghar Aaya:

Maa: Beta Kyo Ro Rahe ho?
Boy: Sir Ne Bohat Mara Hai Mujhe!

Maa: Q?
Boy: Sir Mere Dost Ko Daant Rahy Thy To Maine Dost ko Tasalli Di, Aur Ek Misaal di.

Mother: Konsi Misaal?
Boy: Jo Bhonktey Hain Woh Kaat'tey Nahi. :-)
2)Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Aagaye?

Son: Machar Maara To Teacher Ne Chutti De Di.

Maa: Aisa Kyon?

Son: Machar Teacher k Gaal Par Betha Tha na. :-)

3
Wasiq Ansari says:
( Friday, December 25, 2009 )

Roye Woh Jo Munkir Hain Shahdat-e-Hussain K,

Hum Zinda-o-Javaid Ka Matam Nahi Kartay.

Allama Iqbal
muzaffar says:
( Tuesday, December 15, 2009 )

Kid: Daddy ye School kia hota hai?


Father: Ye Woh jaga hai,

Jahan Parents ko Loota

Aur Bachon ko Koota jata hai. :-)

Ali says:
( Wednesday, September 02, 2009 )

Wao what a nice jokes i really like it
Munawar says:
( Friday, July 24, 2009 )

I love jokes. I liked the Rida's joke the most.
Hi Rida! will you be my friend? I am waiting for your reply on munawar_munni@yahoo.com
Bye
eman says:
( Tuesday, May 12, 2009 )

hi i like jokes and making friends
my id is emanesha@yahoo.com

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