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Family SMS-Jokes Statistics :
Total SMS in Family SMS-Jokes: 70
Total Members that contributed to Family SMS-Jokes: 31
Total Comment posted in Family SMS-Jokes: 43
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Family SMS-Jokes was last updated on: 2/8/2010 5:05:55 AM
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Machhar Marny Per Chutti
Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Aagaye?
Son: Machar Maara To Teacher Ne Chutti De Di.
Maa: Aisa Kyon?
Son: Machar Teacher k Gaal Par Betha Tha na. :-)
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By: Pieces
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Implanted A Women's Ear
A Doctor Implanted a New Ear to a Man:
Man: You Idiot, You Gave Me a Woman's Ear.
Doctor: It Makes No Difference.
Man: It Does, Now I Can Hear Everything,
But Understand Nothing. :-)
Posted in: Family SMS-Jokes
By: Ariese Ansari
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Nehla k Bheja Karen
Teacher ne 1 Bachhe ki Mom ko Likha:
Bache ko Nehla k Bheja Karen.
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Mom Ne Note Parhne K Baad Likha:
Bachhe ko Parhaya Karen, Soongha Na Karen. :-)
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By: Dhump
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Baap Pe Gaya Hai
Maa: Beta Khana Khaega?
Beta: Nahi
Mom: Beta Chocolate Khaega?
Beta: Nahi
Mom: Beta Mithae Khaega?
Beta: Nahi
Mom: Baap Pe Gaya Hai.
"JOOTIYAN" He Khaega. :-)
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By: Nawaz
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Bara NAAM Karey Ga
NAAM
NAAAM
NAAAAAM
NAAAAAAAAAM
NAAAAAAAAAAAAM
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Papa Kehtay Hain
Bara NAAM Karey Ga. :-)
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By: shahzada
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Sab Paisey Se Aata Hai
Baap Betey Se: Beta Btao "ALIF" Se Kya Aata Hai?
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Beta: Ye "ALIF WALIF" Se Aaj Kal Kuch Nahi Aata.
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Sab Paisey Se Aata Hai. :-)
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By: Konvicted
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Mother & Wife's Tears
Son: Papa What's the Difference Between Mother's Tears and Wife's Tears?
Father: Mother's Tears hit Your Heart
&
Wife's Tears Hit Your Pocket.
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By: Dhump
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Aaj Hum Dono Wada Karen
Aao!
Aaj Hum Dono Wada Karen.
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Hum Zindagi Bhar Pyar Karengy.
Hum Wafa Karengy.
Hum Muhabbat Karengy.
Sirf Aur Sirf Apni.
Pyari
"AMMI JAAN" Se. :-)
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By: Wasiq Ansari
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Cutest Story Ever
Cutest Story Ever:
Kid: Mom I love You more than You Love Me
Mom: How Can You Prove this my Son?
Kid: Because you've 2 sons n I've only one Mother.
SHHO SWEEET.
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By: Master Mind
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Roti Nahi Paka Saktin
Husband: Tum Aesi Roti Nahi Paka Saktin,
Jesi meri Ammi Pakati Thin.
Wife: Paka Sakti Hon.
Agar Tum Bhi Aisa Aata Goondho,
Jesa Tumhare Abbu Goondha Karty Thy. :-)
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By: Fuzail
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Comments Posted in Family SMS-Jokes at this Page:
Wasiq Ansari says:
( Friday, December 25, 2009 )
Roye Woh Jo Munkir Hain Shahdat-e-Hussain K,
Hum Zinda-o-Javaid Ka Matam Nahi Kartay.
Allama Iqbal
muzaffar says:
( Tuesday, December 15, 2009 )
Kid: Daddy ye School kia hota hai?
Father: Ye Woh jaga hai,
Jahan Parents ko Loota
Aur Bachon ko Koota jata hai. :-)
Ali says:
( Wednesday, September 02, 2009 )
Wao what a nice jokes i really like it
Munawar says:
( Friday, July 24, 2009 )
I love jokes. I liked the Rida's joke the most.
Hi Rida! will you be my friend? I am waiting for your reply on munawar_munni@yahoo.com
Bye
eman says:
( Tuesday, May 12, 2009 )
hi i like jokes and making friends
my id is emanesha@yahoo.com
rida says:
( Saturday, May 09, 2009 )
Boy: Papa main kal School nahi jaonga.
Papa: Kyon Beta?
Boy: Aaj School main hamara Wazan(Weight) kya tha.
Papa: TO kya hua?
Boy: Aaj Wazan kya hai, Kal baich diya to
Amber says:
( Tuesday, April 14, 2009 )
zindgi mai har waqt har lamha khush rhain...agar aap dukhi hain aap ke asss pass gum hain dukh hain phir bhi aap khush rhain...aur apni preshani zahir na hone dain.
yuri says:
( Saturday, March 07, 2009 )
wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....jokes r awesome and mindblowing...
sourabh thakur says:
( Saturday, February 21, 2009 )
In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.
Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako
Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar
Ghar Der Se Aya Hai.
loveabale says:
( Thursday, February 19, 2009 )
Malik nokar sey!
me ne tjhe kaha ta k cawal murghi k bache ko kilhade to billi ko kila rana he
Nokar!
murgi ka bacha billi k pait me he.
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