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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Pure Maal
    Aaj K Zamane Me Sirf WAPDA Hi Ek Aisa Idara Hai,

    Jo Customer Ko Pure Maal Bech Raha Hai..

    Agar Aapko Yaqeen Nahi To

    Hath Laga Ker Dekh Len..

    Purity Ka Ehsas Aap Ko Foran Ho Jayega.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Kashmiri Pulaao
    Admi In Hotel: Mere Pulaao Me Se Itny Sary Pathar Q Nikly Hen??

    Waiter: Q K Sir Aap Ny "Kashmiri Pulaao" Order Kiya Tha.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Bewakoof
    Boy: Kal 125 Logon Ko Bewakoof Banaya.

    Dost: Wo Kese..??

    Boy: Niche Dekho..

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    Bas, Aise Hi.. :-D
    HaHaHa...
    Ab 126 HOGAYE...:-)


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Mid Day Meal
    Jitni Tezi Se Aaj Kal

    Shampoo Aur Lotions Me

    Shehad, Badam, Vitamin Aur

    Minerals Shamil Ho Rahy Hen,

    Dar Hai Kisi Din Doctors Usay

    Mid Day Meal K Menu Me Shamil Na Ker Den.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Pappu Charas Pi K Aaya
    Pappu Charas Pi K Aaya..
    Dad Se Bachne K Liye Bari Si Book Leker Parhne Laga..

    Dad: Charas Pi K Aaya Hai.?

    Pappu: Nahi To.

    Dad: Kamine, Phir Suitcase Khol K Kya Bak-Bak Ker Raha Hai.. :-D

    Hhahahha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Chashme K Sath
    Doctor: Aapka Weight Kitna Hai.?

    Patient: Chashme K Sath 75Kgs.

    Doctor: Aur Bina Chashme K.?

    Patient: Bina Chashme K To Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Pappu To Shopkeeper
    Pappu To Shopkeeper: Printer Ka Paper Dena.

    Shopkeeper: A4?

    Pappu: A for Apple. Tu Paper De Na Yaar!
    Dimagh Ka Dahi Q Ker Raha Hai.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Begam Shakespeare
    "Apni Ghalti Per Hasna Aap Ki Zindgi Ko Lamba Ker Deta Hai.."
    (Shakespeare)
    ...
    "Aur Apni Wife Ki Ghalti Per Hasna Aap Ki Zindgi Ko Kam Ker Deta Hai.."
    (Begam Shakespeare) :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Ghee Ka Dabba
    Jab Ghee Sidhi Ungli Se Na Nikly
    To,,,

    Ghee K Dabbay Ko Garam Ker Lena Chahiye..
    QK,,

    Her Cheez Me Ungli Kerna Zaruri Nahi Hota.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • 9 November
    Allama Iqbal Ny Hamesha Khudi Ka Dars Diya Hai..
    Lehaza..,
    .
    9 November Ko Tamam Log
    Khud Hi Chhutti Ker Len.
    Shukriya.. :-D

    Happy Iqbal Day..


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
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