SMS Categories
Our Community
Facebook Group Facebook Page
Follow Us on Twitter Follow Us on Twitter

Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Sahi Lafz
    Bivi: Sahi Lafz Jahannum Hai Ya Jahannam??

    Shoher: Tum Sirf Jany Se Matlab Rakho,
    Zair, Zabar, Pesh Se Nahi.. :-D

    Note:- Bivi 2 Din Se Apny Shoher Ko Talash Ker Rahi Hai,
    Ittela Deny Wale Ko Inaam Diya Jaye Ga..
    Shukriya.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Sahi Hisab
    NADRA Officer Aurat Se: Aap Apni Aur Apny Shoher Ki Umar Bataen?

    Aurat: Meri Shadi K Waqt Meri Umar

    18 Saal Aur Mere Shoher Ki Umar 25 Saal Thi.

    Aaj Mere Shoher Ki Umar Double Yaani 50 Saal Aur

    Meri Umar Isi Hisab Se 36 Saal Hai..

    .

    Suna Hai K NADRA Officer Abhi Tak Comay Me Hai.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Sawa Sair
    3 Choohy Apny Aap Ko Bahadur Sabit Kerny Ki Koshish Ker Rahy Thy..

    1st: Me Zehreela Khana Kha sakta Hun..

    2nd: Me Chuha Maar Trap Me Se Cheez Nikal K Kha Sakta Hun..

    3rd Chuha Ye Sun Ker Jany Laga..

    1st Chuha: Tum Kahan Ja Rahy Ho??

    3rd Chuha: Yaaro Aaj Me Billi K Sath Date Maarny Ja Raha Hun.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Angrez Pathan Aur Sardar
    Angrez, Pathan Aur Sardar Aapas Me Baaten Ker Rahy Thy..

    Pathan: Meri Bivi To Bohat Cold Hai..

    Angrez: Meri Wife To Bohat Hot Hai..

    Sardar: Yaar Me To Bohat Confuse Hun QK
    Mujhy To Wo Cold Lagti Hai Magar
    Saary Parosi Kehty Hen K Wo Bohat Hot Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • HIT Song
    3 Cockroach Ja Rahy Thy;
    Achanak Ek Cockroach Gana Gany Laga,
    "Tujhy Dekha To Ye Jana Sanam."
    Ye Suntay Hi Baki 2 Cockroach Mar Gaye
    QK
    Ye Ek HIT Song Tha.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Mere Hath Me Kiya Hai
    Ek Pagal Ny Hath Me Cigarette Daba K Pucha:
    Batao Mere Hath Me Kiya Hai.??

    2nd Pagal: Train.

    1st Pagal: Tumhen Kese Pata Chala.??

    2nd Pagal: Tumhare Hath Me Se Dhuwan Nikal Raha Tha.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Ek Admi Apne 14 Bachon K Sath
    Ek Admi Apne 14 Bachon K 7 Zoo Gaya..
    Guard Se Kaha: Hamen Wo Genda Dikhao Jis K 8 Bachy Hen.
    .
    .
    Thori Dair Baad Guard Aaya Aur Kaha:
    "Aap Yahin Thehren, Genda Khud Aapko Dekhne Aarha Hai.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Maali Nuqsan
    Wife: Aap Bohat Badal Gaye Ho,
    Ab Mujhy Udaas Dekh Ker Q Nahi Puchty K Kiya Hua Hai.??
    .
    Husband: QK Is Tarha K Sawalaat Ker K Me
    Pehly Hi Bohat Maali Nuqsan Utha Chuka Hun.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Khudkash Hamla
    05
    .
    04
    .
    03
    .
    02
    .
    01
    .
    00
    .
    TIK
    .
    TIK
    .
    DHUZZZZzz
    .
    Shuker Hai Bach Gaye.. :-0
    Khudkash SMS Tha.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Pehli Ghalti
    Ek Admi Ny Dusri Shadi Ka Faisla Kiya.
    Shadi K Liye Jummay Ki Date Rakhi Gai.
    Jumerat Ko Us Ny Shadi Ka Suit Aur Dusri Cheezen Ek Bag Me Pack Ker Di.

    Pehli Bivi Ko Pata Chal Gaya.
    Us Ny Raat Ko Apny Shoher Ko Baray Piyar Se Khana Khilaya Aur Dono So Gaye.
    Agli Subha Shoher Khushi Khushi Tayyar Hua.

    Bivi: Kaha Ja Rahy Hen.??

    Shoher: Jummay Ki Namaz Parhny.

    Bivi: Wapas Ja K So Jaen, Aaj Sunday Hai.
    Me Ny Aapko Neend Ki Goliyan Khila Di Thin Is Liye 2 Din Baad Jagay Hen,
    Dubara Aisi Harkat Kerny Ka Socha Bhi To
    ,
    Qayamat K Din Jagen Gy.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
Urdu Funny SMS By Page:  1 23456 >>

Submit Your Comments: