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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya hai
    Ek Behra Scooter Khich Ker Le Ja Raha Tha..

    2nd Behra: Kiya Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya.??

    1st Behra: Nahi Yaar, Petrol Khatam Ho gaya Hai.

    2nd Behra: Acha, Mujhy Laga Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya hai.. :-D


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Mehngaai
    Mehngaai Jis Raftar Se Barh Rahi Hai,
    Jald Hi Cooking Shows Me
    Kaha Jaye Ga:

    "Namak Mirch Hasb-e-Zaiqa
    Aur
    Tamater Piyaz Hasb-e-Oqaat Dalen." :-D

    Hhahha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Ek Larki Ny Chuha
    Ek Larki Ny Chuha Dekha.
    Jese Hi Wo Cheekh Marny Lagi,
    Chuha Hath Jod Ker Bola:

    "Behan Ji, Meharbani Ker
    K Cheekh Na Maar, Me
    Pehly e Dil Da Mareez Aan." :-D :-)

    Hahahha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Hathory Se
    Dost: Yaar Pappu Tera Chota
    Bhai Aaj Kal Kiya Ker Raha Hai??

    Pappu: Yaar Us Ny Dukan Kholi Thi,
    Ab Aaj Kal Wo Jail Me Hai.

    Dost: Wo Kyun??

    Pappu: Us Ny Dukan Hathory Se Kholi Thi.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Ek Kaam Karen
    Kiya Aap Ki Life Me Koi
    Aapka Intzar Kerny Wala Nahi Hai..??

    ?

    To Phir Ek Kaam Karen..

    30 Minute K Liye Bathroom
    Me Ja Ker Beth Jaen..

    Yaqeen Karen Baahar
    Koi Na Koi Aap Ka Wait Zarur Ker Raha Hoga.. :-D

    (,")/ OYE JALDI
    <)( BAHAR NIKAL
    NAHI TO MERI NIKAL JAYE GI.. :-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Mujhy Khana Dedo
    Faqeer: Mujhy Khana Dedo.
    Admi: Me Tuhen Sharab Dunga.
    Faqeer: Me Sharabi Nahi, Mujhy Khana Do.

    Admi: Ye Cigarette Lelo.
    Faqeer: Me Nahi Pita, Mujhy Khana Do.

    Admi: Chalo Race Lagaty Hen.
    Faqeer: Me Juwa Nahi Khelta.

    Admi: Me Tumhen GF Deta Hun.
    Faqeer: Nahi Me Apni Bivi Se Piyar Kerta Hun.

    Admi: Theek Hai Me Tumhen Khana Dunga
    Magar Pehly Tum Mere Ghar Chalo.

    Faqeer: Kyun.??
    Admi: Me Apni Wife Ko
    Dikhana Chahta Hun K Jo Log
    Sharab, Cigarette Nahi Pity,
    Juwa Nahi Khelty Aur Sirf
    Apni Bivi Se Piyar Kerty Hen
    Un ka Kiya Haal Hota Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Mobile Hai Kiya
    Bacha Peda Hoty Hi Bola:
    Mobile Hai Kiya.??

    Nurse: Kiya Kero Gy.??

    Bacha: GOD Ko Call Kerunga K
    Me Pohanch Gaya Hun Ab
    Meri Wali Ko Bhi Bhej Do.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Itwaar Ki Raat
    Hafty Ki Raat Is Khushi Me
    Neend Nahi Aati K Subha Itwaar Hai..

    Aur

    Itwaar Ki Raat Is Dukh Me
    Neend nahi Aati K Subha Peer Hai.. :-D

    Happy Holiday..


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Kya Kar Rahe Ho
    Uncle:
    Beta Aaj Kal Kya Kar Rahe Ho.?
    .
    Boy: Ji.. Engineering.
    .
    .
    Uncle: Ohh..
    Humko Laga Padhai
    Wadhai Karte Hoge.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Blood Donation
    1st Cheenti:
    Ay Behan Itni Jaldi Me Kahan Ja Rahi Ho??

    2nd Cheenti:
    Behan Hathi Bhai Ka
    Accident Ho Gaya Hai
    Usay Khoon Deny Ja Rahi Hun.. :-D


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
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