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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Tension
    Doctor: Raat Ko Tension K Sath Hergizz Na Soyen.

    Mareez: To Janab Usko Maikay Bhi To Nahi Bhej Sakty.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Sukoon Rakhny Ka Wazeefa
    Ghar Me Sukoon Rakhny Ka Wazeefa..

    "Tum Bohat Khubsoorat Lag Rahi Ho,
    Kaam bhi Bohat Kerti Ho,
    Aur Tumhary Maikay Waly Kitnay Achay Hen.."

    Is Wazeefy Ko Rozana Apni Bivi K
    Samny 3 se 4 Martaba Parhny Se Ghar Me
    Sukoon Qaim Rehta Hai. Yaqeen Na Ho To Azma Ker Dekh Len.. :-D


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Sirf Motapa
    Paisa Aayega' Chala Jayega..

    Khushyan Aayengi, Chali Jayengi..

    Sirf Motapa Hi Sacha Dost Hai,,

    Jo Aa Ker Kabhi Nahi Jata.. :-D


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Pubg Jokes
    2 Dost Apas Me Beth Ker Baat Ker Rahy Thy..
    1st Dost: Me Doctor Hun Or Tum??
    2 Dost: Me Army Me Hun.
    1st Dost: Wahan Kab Jaty Ho??
    2nd Dost: Jab Time Milta Hai.
    1st Dost Aesi Konsi Army Hai??
    2nd Dost: Hamari Pubg Ki Army.. :-D
    Hahahaha:)


  By: Umar Javed   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • HUff Ye Aurat
    Jadeed Tehqeeq K Mutabik

    Shadeed Se Shadeed Sardi Bhi

    Aurat Ki Sirf Naak Hi Band Kerwa Sakti Hai,

    Magar Zuban Ka Kuch Nahi Bigar Sakti.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Ziyada Mohabbat
    Auraten Apni Aulad Se Ziyada Apny Shoher Se Mohabbat Kerti Hen.

    Is Ka Suboot Ye Hai K Wo Ghar Se Jaty Waqt

    Apni Aulad Ko To Padosan K Ghar Chor Ker Ja Sakti Hen,

    Magar Apny Shoher Ko Nahi.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Engineers Paindabaad
    Jo Ziyada Parhty Hen Wo Doctor Ban Jaty Hen,
    Aur Jo Bilkul Nahi Parhty Wo Wakeel Ban Jaty Hen,
    Magar Dono Ho Mulk Me Intshaar Phelaty Hen..

    Normal Tareeky Se Parhen Aur Engineer Ban Jaen.

    Hazaron Log Jobless Phir Rahy Hen,
    Magar Khuda Gawah Hai K Mulk Ka Ek Bhi Bulb Nahi Tora Hai..

    Normal Tareeka Zindabaad..
    Engineers Paindabaad.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Gents Toilet
    Pappu: Mere Pichy To Larkiyon Ki Line Lagi Rehti Hai..

    Bubbly: To Aap Gents Toilet Me Jaya Karen Naa.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • How To Burn 200 Calories
    How To Burn 200 Calories..?

    Walking= 45 Min.
    Running= 18 Min.
    Swimming= 16 Min.
    Tennis= 23 Min.
    Yoga= 31 Min.

    Lekin Ye Sab Kuch Kerny Se Behtar Hai K
    Banda 2 Minute Apni Bivi Se Behas Ker Le..
    Is Se Pury Tan-Badan Me Aag Lag Jaye Gi
    Aur Sab Kuch Burn Ho Jaye Ga.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Mohabbat Ka Suboot
    Wo Kehti Thi Mujhy Sitaron Se Mohabbat Hai,,

    Hum Ny Bhi Apni Mohabbat Ka Suboot Diya,,

    Usay Gubbaron Se Bandha Aur

    Asman Me Udra Diya.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
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