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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Tarbiyat
    Ek Sharabi Aftaar K Waqt Sharab Pi Raha Tha,
    Aur Us K Bachay Wuzu Ker K Namaz K Liye Masjid Ja Rahy Thy..

    Sharabi Ka Baap Apny Bety Se:
    Oye Beghairta..! Tenu Sharam Nai Aandi?
    Bachy Namaz Lay Masjid Jaraye Ny te
    Tu Mazy Naal Sharab Pi Riya Ny..

    Sharabi Ny Muskura Ker Baap Ko Dekha Aur Kaha:
    "Wekhiya Pher..! Apni Tarbiyat te Meri Tarbiyat da Farq" :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Driving Test
    Driving Test K Doran Lady Se Sawal..

    Aap Gari Chala Rahi Hen, Aap K Ek Taraf Pahar,
    Aur Dusri Taraf Darya Ho Aur Achanak Samny Bachy Aa Jayen
    To Aap Kiya Karen Gi..??

    Lady: Me Gari Pahar Me Maar Dungi.

    Officer: Aap Is Baar Bhi Fail Hen,
    Pichli 3 Baar Se Aap Ko Bata Raha Hun k
    ,
    Na Cheekh Maarni Hai,
    Na Chalang Maarni Hai,
    Na Pahar Me Maarni Hai,
    ,
    ,
    Aap Ko Sirf "BREAK" Maarni Hai.. :-D
    Hahahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • CHATPATAY SACH
    CHATPATAY SACH..

    * Insan 3 Cheezen Kabhi Nahi Chupa Sakta,
    Mohabbat, Khansi Aur Papad Khany Ki Aawaz.. :-)

    *Taash Dunya Ki Wahid Azeem Game Hai
    Jis Me Admi Begam Ko Utha Utha Ker Phenkta Hai.. :-)

    *Class Me Sab Se Akhri Line Me Bethny Waly Larky
    Result Waly Din Masjid Ki Pehli Line Me Bethy Hoty Hen.. :-)

    * Mulk K Haalat Sirf Kunwary Hi Badal Sakty Hen,
    Shadi Shuda To Apni Marzi Se Channel Bhi Nahi Badal Sakty.. :-)

    * Bivi Aur Suraj Ek Jesy Hen..
    Dono Ko Ghoor Ker Dekhny K Baad Aankhon Me Roshni Nahi Rehti.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Kanjoos
    Doctor Mareez Se: Ji Aap Ko Kahan Dard Hai.??

    Sheikh: Agar Fees Kam Kerty Ho To Batata Hun,
    Warna Dhundty Raho Khud Hi.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Nazar
    Angrez K Khubsurat Gory Bacho Ko

    Puri Duniya Ki Nazar Nahi Lagti,,

    Aur Hamary Gandumi Aur Kaaly Bachon Ko

    Puray Mohally Ki Nazar Lag Jati Hai.. :-D


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Waqt Waqt Ki Baat
    Waqt Waqt Ki Baat Hai,,

    Pehly Log "Jewellery" Chupaty Thy,,

    Phir "Salary" Chupany Lagy,,

    Aur Ab..;;

    "Gallery" Chupaty Hen.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • TikTok
    Shaadi Karny Se Pehlay Ye Confirm Ker Len
    Ke Kahin Aapka Banda "TikTok" Pe Mujra To Nahi Karta..

    :-D


  By: 123UrduStatus   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Facebook
    Kiya Aap "Facebook" Aur "WhatsApp" Ki Madad Se Paisy Kamana Chahty Hen..?
    .
    .

    To Phir In Dono Ko Delete Kijiye Aur
    Kaam Dhandy Per Lag Jayen..
    Shukriya.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Itni Si Baat
    Pappu Rota Hua Ghar Aaya..

    Maa: Rota Q Hai Ry.??

    Pappu: Amma Aaj Teacher Ny Pucha
    Aap Ghar Me Konsi Zuban Bolty Hen?
    Me Ny Apni Zuban Dikha Kr Bola,;
    "Ye Wali"
    Ab Itni Si Baat Per Marny Ki Kiya Zarurat Thi.. :-D


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • BAKWAS
    Research Se Ye Baat Sabit Ho Gai Hai K

    Jab Insan Ka Ooper Wala Hont

    Neechay Walay Hont Se Mil Jaye To

    BAKWAS BAND HO JATI HAI.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
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