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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Bhutto
    Kabhi Haal Chaal Bhi Puch liya Kero Zalimo..!

    Sirf Bhutto Hi Nahi Me Bhi Zinda Hun.. :-D


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • First Aid
    Kiya Aap Janty Hen K Corona Hony Ki Surat Me

    Hospital Ya ICU Me Dakhil Hony K Baad

    Aapka Mobile Phone Aapki Begam K Hawaly Ker Diya Jata Hai??

    ?

    Us K Baad Aap Corona Se To Shayad Bach Jayen

    Magar Begam Se Kese Bachengy??

    ?

    Khuda K Liye Ehtiyat Karen Aur Mask Pehne.. :-D


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Dhamki
    Bivi: Me Ny Suna Hai K Shoher K kapry Press Kerna Bivi Per Farz Nahi Hai.

    Shoher: Haan Theek Suna Hai.

    Bivi: Haye Allah G Aap Kitny Achy Hen.

    Shoher: Me Ny Bhi Suna Hai K Shoher Ko Dusri Shadi K Liye
    Pehli Bivi Se Ijazat Lena Farz Nahi Hai.

    Bivi Kuch Dair Baad: Black Aur Blue Suit Press Ker Diya Hai,
    White Wala Shaam Ko Ker Dungi.

    Shoher: Shabash, Sary K Sary Aaj Hi Ker De,
    Tujhy Badi Wali Jannat Mily Gi.. :-D


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Corona Vaccine
    Corona Ki Vaccine Ka First Experiment Siyasatdano Per Kerna Chahiye.

    Agar Wo Bach Gaye To Vaccine Achi Ho Gi,

    Aur Agar Na Bachy To Kam Az Kam Mulk Hi Bach Jaye Ga.. :-D


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Dusri Aurat
    Mard Jab Sacha Piyar Kerta Hai To

    Kabhi Aankh Utha Ker Dusri Aurat Ko Nahi Dekhta,,

    Jab Bhi Dekhta Hai Moo Utha Ker Dekhta hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Social Distancing
    Mooli Khana Corona Se Bachny Ka Azmuda Ilaj Hai

    Ye Apny Aap Me To Kuch Nahi Kerti Magar

    "Social Distancing" Me Madadgar Sabit Hoti Hai.. :-D

    Hhahahha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Dusri Shadi
    China Me Dusri Shadi Ka Rawaj Nahi Hai,

    QK Unko Pata Hai K Jab

    Dusri Bhi Isi Shakal Ki Aani Hai To Phir Ye Hi Theek Hai.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Replace
    Pappu: Mummy Phone Kaam Nahi Ker Raha,

    Dusra Dilwa Do..

    Mummy: Beta Kaam To Tu Bhi 18 Saal Se Nahi Ker Raha,

    Hum Ny Kabhi Kuch Kaha Tujhy Repalce Kerny K Baary Me??

    Pappu Shocked.. :-0


  By: Raheel Ahmed   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Panadol
    Sufaid Rang Me Agar Wafa Hoti,,

    To Panadol Her Dard Ki Dawa Hoti.. :-D


  By: Raheel Ahmed   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Sirf CORONA
    Tum Usay Chhoo Lo Aur

    Wo Tumhara Ho Jaye,,

    Itni Wafa To Aaj

    Sirf CORONA Hi Rakhta Hai.. :-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
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