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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Daad
    Pappu: Me Kal Mushaery me Gaya
    to Logon ne Mujhe Utha k Bahir Phenk Diya.

    Dost: Wo Q?

    Pappu: Shaer ka Naam Hayat Tha
    Aur Me Usy Daad de Raha Tha;
    "WA HAYAT"
    "Waheyat"
    "Waheyat".. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Hamary Ghar Me Jin Hen
    Bacha: Papa Hamary Ghar Me JIN Hen??

    Papa: Nahi Beta Ye Jin Win Kuch Nahi Hota.

    Bacha: Magar Papa Nokrani To Kehti
    Hai K Hamary Ghar Me Jin Hen..

    Papa: Samaan Pack Kero.
    Bacha: Q Papa.??
    Papa: Q K Hamary Ghar Me Koi Nokrani Nahi Hai.. :-0

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Apna Mobile Qarustan Me
    Ek Bewakoof Apna Mobile Qarustan Me Dafna Raha Tha.

    Dost: Ye Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??

    Bewakoof: Mobile Waly Bhai Ny Kaha Hai K
    Mobile "DEAD" Ho Gaya Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Ghalti
    Admi: Mujhy Sardar Bana Do.

    Doctor: Us K Liye Tumhara 50% Dimagh Nikalna Paray Ga.
    Admi: Theek Hai Nikal Do.

    Doctor Ny Ghalti Se 90% Dimagh Nikal Diya.
    Aadmi Hosh Me Aaty hi Bola:

    "Oye Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
    Sala Khocha Ye Tum Ny Kiya Ker Diya.? :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Toothpaste K Add Me
    Her Toothpaste K Add Me Kehty Hen:
    "10 Me Se 8 Dentist Ki Tajveez."
    ,
    Pata Hai Baki K 2 Q Nahi Kehty;
    QK
    Un Ki Degree Original Hoti Hai.. :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Interest K Loan
    Bank Manager: Hamara Bank Aapko
    Baghair Interest K Loan De Raha Hai.

    Customer: Jab Dene Me Interest
    Hi Nahi Hai To Q De Rahy Ho.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Internet Customer Service
    Ek Larki Ny Internet Customer Service Ko Phone Kiya:
    Mera Internet Theek Kaam Nahi Ker Raha.."

    Customer Service: Madam Jab Tak
    Internet ahi Kaam Nahi Kerta'
    Aap Ghar K Kaam Q Nahi Ker Leti.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Husband Ki Speed
    Agar Aap Apnu Husband Ki Speed
    Check Kerna Chahti Hen To Bas
    Ek Aawaz Lagaen;

    "Aap ka Mobile Baj Raha Hai,
    Utha Lun Kiya..?" :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Andar Ka Janwar
    Shoher: Mujhy Ghussa Mat Dilao Warna
    Mere Andar Ka Janwar Jaag Jaye Ga..

    Bivi: So What,
    Me Gadhay Se Nahi Darti.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Shohar Ko Talaq
    1st Lady: Bas Faisla Ho Gaya,
    Me Apny Shohar Ko Talaq De Rahi Hun.

    2nd Lady: Wo Q.??
    1st Lady: Me Ny Raat Khuwab Me
    Dekha K Wo Ek Actress K Hath Choom Raha Tha.

    2nd Lady: Magar Wo To Khuwab Tha.
    1st Lady: Haan To Jab Wo Mere
    Khuwab Me Aisi Harkat Ker Sakta Hai
    To Apny Khuwab Me Kiya Kiya Kerta Hoga.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
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