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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Engineers Paindabaad
    Jo Ziyada Parhty Hen Wo Doctor Ban Jaty Hen,
    Aur Jo Bilkul Nahi Parhty Wo Wakeel Ban Jaty Hen,
    Magar Dono Ho Mulk Me Intshaar Phelaty Hen..

    Normal Tareeky Se Parhen Aur Engineer Ban Jaen.

    Hazaron Log Jobless Phir Rahy Hen,
    Magar Khuda Gawah Hai K Mulk Ka Ek Bhi Bulb Nahi Tora Hai..

    Normal Tareeka Zindabaad..
    Engineers Paindabaad.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Gents Toilet
    Pappu: Mere Pichy To Larkiyon Ki Line Lagi Rehti Hai..

    Bubbly: To Aap Gents Toilet Me Jaya Karen Naa.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • How To Burn 200 Calories
    How To Burn 200 Calories..?

    Walking= 45 Min.
    Running= 18 Min.
    Swimming= 16 Min.
    Tennis= 23 Min.
    Yoga= 31 Min.

    Lekin Ye Sab Kuch Kerny Se Behtar Hai K
    Banda 2 Minute Apni Bivi Se Behas Ker Le..
    Is Se Pury Tan-Badan Me Aag Lag Jaye Gi
    Aur Sab Kuch Burn Ho Jaye Ga.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Mohabbat Ka Suboot
    Wo Kehti Thi Mujhy Sitaron Se Mohabbat Hai,,

    Hum Ny Bhi Apni Mohabbat Ka Suboot Diya,,

    Usay Gubbaron Se Bandha Aur

    Asman Me Udra Diya.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Gravity
    Mom: Tumhari T-Shirt Q Zameen Per Pari Hui Hai.??

    Pappu: Mom Gravity.

    Mom: Tumhary Room Ki Koi Bhi Cheez Apni Jaga Pe Q Nahi Hai.??

    Pappu: Mom Entropy.

    Mom Gets Hit By A Chappal.

    Pappu: Mom Ye Kiya Tha.??

    Mom: Beta Projectile Motion.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Zardari Ka Dora
    Zardari Ka Sirf Ek Hi Dora Sindh Ki Taqdeer Badal De Ga..

    Aur Wo Hai,,

    "Dil Ka Dora" :-D


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • IPhone Tag
    Jitny Urooj Per Aaj Kal Tamatar Hen,

    Mujhy Dar Hai K IPhone Se Saib Ka Tag Utar Ker

    Tamatar Ka Hi Na Laga Len.. :-D


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Latest Love
    Saheli: Wo Mujh Se Milna Chahta Hai..

    Me: Yaad Rakhna Wo Tum Se
    Chand Aur Sitary La Ker Deny Ki Baat Kery Ga,
    Magar Tum Chilghozy Aur Tamatar Per Hi Qaim Rehna.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Surf Exel
    Bachpan Me Ek Baar Ghalti Se

    "Surf Exel" Kha Liya Tha..

    Alhamdulillah Tab Se

    Dil Saaf Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Saas k Bachy
    Aurat Ka Kaam Sirf Apny Bachy Ki Tarbiyat Kerna Hai,,

    Meherbani Ferma Ker

    Apni Saas k Bachy Ki Tarbiyat Se Guraiz Karen.. :-D

    Shukriya..


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
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