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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • CHUTKARA
    Biwi: Chalo Utho, CHAI BANAO.

    Shohar Uth Kar Seedha Bahar Jany Laga.

    Biwi: Kahan Jarahe Ho?

    Shohar: Wakeel K Pass, TUM SE CHUTKARA Pane Keliye.

    Thori Dair Baad Shohar Ghar Wapas Aaya
    Aur Chai Banane Laga.

    Biwi Ne Poucha: Kya Hua.?

    Shohar:Kuch Nahi, WAKEEL SAHAB Bartan Dhorahe Thy.. :-D
    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Hony Waly Bachy
    Aaj Mere Khuwab Me Mere Hony Waly Bachy Aaye Thy..

    Puch Rahy Thy K

    "Papa, Kahan Hen Wo Paaun Jin K Neechy Hamari Jannat Hai" :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Dollar Aur Petrol
    Dollar Aur Petrol Oopar
    Ja Rahe Hen To Kiya Hua,,

    Aakhir Ek Din Sab ne Oopar
    Jana Hai.. :-D
    Hhahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Ghussa
    Agar Kabhi Ghussa Aaye To

    Ghusse Ka Khoob Faaida Uthana

    Aur Ghar Ki Safai Shuru Ker Dena..

    QK Ghusse Me Achi Aur

    Jaldi Safai Hoti Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Petrol Ki Qeemat
    Petrol Ki Qeemat 108 Rupay.

    Charas Ki Qeemat 80 Rupay..

    Ab Faisla Aap Khud Kero K,,

    Ghoomna Hai Ya,,

    Jhoomna Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Qabza
    Duniya K Ziyada-tar Currency Notes Per

    Aadmi Ki Tasveer Hoti Hai,

    Magar,,

    In Per Qabza Aurton Ka Hi Hota Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Wo Sirf Meri Thi
    Rang Se Gori Nahi Thi..
    Lekin Khubsoorat Thi..
    Bohat Aala Nahi Thi,,
    Lekin Mere Liya Qabil Thi..
    Mohabbat Deny Wali Na Sahi,
    Lekin Mere Qadmon Se Qadam Milati Thi..
    Masjid Aany Se Inkar Kerti Thi,,
    Lekin Masjid K Bahar Mera Intzar Kerti Thi..
    Wo Jesi Bhi Thi,,
    ,,
    ,,
    Meri Chappal Thi..
    Pata Nahi Kon Le Gaya.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Mushkil Tareen Kaam
    Duniya K 4 Mushkil Tareen Kaam..!

    * Chunti Ko Lipstick Lagana..

    * Hathi Ko Goad Me Bithana..

    * Machhar Ko Kapry Pehnana..

    Aur In Sab Se Bhi Mushkil

    * Bivi Ko Koi Baat Samjhana.. :-D

    hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Ullu
    Ullu Ek Aisa Lafz Hai
    Jisy Bolny Per Munh Bhi
    Ullu Jesa Ban Jata Hai..
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    MaShaAllah Aap Ny Bohat Jaldi Bol Ker Dekh Liya.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Pakistani Police
    Rukhsati K Waqt Saheliyan

    Dulhan Ko Aisy Pakar Ker Chalti Hen,

    Jese Pakistani Police Mujrim Ko.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
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