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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Bachat
    Kash Ye Faasle Na Hote,,

    Kash Ye Dooriyan Na Hoti,,

    Kash Aap Aur Hum Sath Hote To..

    To..!

    Mere SMS K Paise Bach Jate.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Bura Feel
    Abey Khajur..!
    Zoo Se Bhage Hue Langoor,
    Abey Sade Hue Kele K Chilke,
    Chusey Hue Aam,
    Circus K Retired Bandar,
    ..
    ..
    ..
    Aisa Kisi Ko Mat Kehna,
    ,
    Bura Feel Hota Hai Yaar.. :-D
    Hhahahha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Bolo Ameen
    Dua Hai Aapki Achi Nokri Ho,
    1 Achi CHOKRI Ho..

    Jo Aapko MISS Kary,
    Aur Mujhe KISS Kary..

    Jo Aapko PUPPI De,
    Aur Mujhe JHAPPI De..

    Jo Aapse PIYAR Kary,
    Aur Mujhse IQRAR Kary..

    Jo Aapke Sath ROYE,
    Aur Mere Sath SOYE..

    Sab Bolo Ameen.. :-D
    Hhahahha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Fuzul Kharch
    Memon K Ghar Twins Peda Huwe..

    Dost: Mubarak Ho Tumhary Ghar Twins Peda Huwe Hen.

    Memon: Bas Yaar Teri Bhabhi Bohat Fuzul Kharch Hai,
    Jab Ek Se Kaam Chal Sakta Tha To 2 Lany Ki Kiya Zarurat Thi.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Wife Eye
    The Radius Of "WiFi" Is Limited,,

    But,

    The Radius Of "Wife Eye" Is Unlimited.. :-D

    Have A Safe Day.. :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Nalky Me Pani
    Pappu: Amma Nalky Me Pani Kahan Se Ata Hai??

    Maa: Beta Darya Se.

    Ek Din Pappu Apny Baap K Sath
    Darya K Kinary Ja Raha Tha K
    Uska Baap Darya Me Gir Gaya..

    Pappu Bhagta Hua Ghar Aya Aur Apni Maa Se Bola:
    "Amma Jaldi Se Nalka Khol Do,
    Abba Kahin Kisi Aur K Ghar Me Na Chaly Jaen.." :-D

    Hhahahha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Nehle Pe Dehla
    Pappu Ko Cheezen Mangny Ka Bohat Shoq Tha.
    Footpath Per Cigarette Pity Admi Se Bola:
    Janab Kiya Aap K Pass Machis Hogi?

    Admi Ny Machis De Di.

    Pappu Jaib Me Hath Daal Ker Bola:
    Oho, Me Cigarette To Ghar Hi Bhool Aya.

    Admi Bola: Acha To Phir Meri Machis Mujhy Wapas Dedo.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Apna Number
    FAQEER: ALLAH K Naam Per Kuch De Do.

    Ghar Se Larki Boli: Kuch Nahi Hai Mauf Kero..
    .
    FAQEER: Apna Number Hi De Do,
    Baba Dua Bhi Keryga Aur Msg Bhi.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Intelligent Noker
    Meera Apny Pandu Noker Se:
    Bhaag K Jao Aur Market Se Potato Fever Le Aao, Bike Le Jao.

    Noker 3 Ghanty Baad Kharab Aalu Ke Ker Aaya.

    Meera: Tum Itni Dair Se Q Aay Aur Ye Kharab Potato Q Utha Laye o?

    Noker: Madam Puri Market Me Sab Se Kharab Sehat In Aalu Ki Hi Thi,
    Aur Me Bike Le Ker Gaya Tha
    Jab K Aap Ko To Pata Hai K Mujhy Bike Chalani Nahi Aati.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Internate
    Mareez Comma Se Uthny K Baad:
    "Doctor Sahab Mujhy Kiya Ho Gaya Tha??"

    Doctor Muskuraty Huwe:
    Aap Ka Internate Band Ho Gaya Tha.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Urdu Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
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