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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:
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Instructions
A Person went into the office kitchen one morning
and found a Sardarni painting the walls.
She was wearing a new fur coat
and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange,
He asked her why she was wearing them
rather than old clothes or an overall.
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She showed him the instructions
on the tin and said:
"For best results put on two coats"..;-> ;-)
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Sardar was Weeping
Sardar was Weeping at a Grave:
"Why did you die?
Why did you die?
Your Death ruined my life."
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Dost:
Lagta Hai Marny Wala Tumhen Bohat Piyara Tha,
Kon Hai Yahan?
A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?
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Sardar:
My Wife's First Husband..;-p
By:
Naila Soomro
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2 Sardar was Fighting
2 Sardar was Fighting After Exam..
Sir: Why R U Fighting ??
Sardar: Ye Bewaqoof Answer Sheet Khali Chorr Aya.
Sir: So What ??
Sardar: QK Me ny bhi aisa hi kiya hai,
Ab Teacher Samjhy gi k
Hum Dono Ny Naqal Ki Hai...;-p
Hehehehe
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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2 Sardar Railway Track
2 Sardar Railway Track Cross ker rahy Thy..
Unhon ny Dekha Samny se Train Aa rahi hai,
,
Achanak Wo Train k Samny Jhuk Gaye,
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Why..??
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QK Train Ki Awaz Aa rahi thi:
"Jhuk jhuk jhuk"...;-p
Hahahha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Warning
Train me Warning likhi thi:
Bina ticket safar karne wale yaatri "Hoshiyaar."
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Sardar:
Waah BC,
to Kiya Jisne Ticket li Wo "Chutiye" Hai??...;-p
Hahaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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