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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Instructions
    A Person went into the office kitchen one morning
    and found a Sardarni painting the walls.

    She was wearing a new fur coat
    and a nice denim jacket.

    Thinking this was a little strange,
    He asked her why she was wearing them
    rather than old clothes or an overall.
    .
    .
    She showed him the instructions
    on the tin and said:
    "For best results put on two coats"..;-> ;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • A Lady n Lion
    A Lady n Lion were Kissing
    each other Inside a Cage in Circus.
    .
    Ring Master asked:
    "Can anyone do it?"

    SARDAR:
    I can, but first, take d lion out..;->


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • PTCL
    Dost: Konsa Net Lagwaya Hai??

    Sardar: PTCL

    Dost: Monthly Kiya Dete Ho??

    Sardar: Gaaliyan...;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar was Weeping
    Sardar was Weeping at a Grave:
    "Why did you die?
    Why did you die?
    Your Death ruined my life."
    .
    .
    Dost:
    Lagta Hai Marny Wala Tumhen Bohat Piyara Tha,
    Kon Hai Yahan?
    A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?
    .
    .
    Sardar:
    My Wife's First Husband..;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Dials a Number
    Sardar Dials a Number ..
    .
    .
    .
    A Girl received

    Sardar: Hello Kaun ?

    Girl: Main Seeta

    Sardar: O Teri!!
    Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya ..
    Sorry “MAATE"...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar 1 Ghar ke niche
    Sardar 1 Ghar ke niche Susu ker raha tha..

    Upar se 1 Aurat boli:
    Dikhta nahi hai Deewar hai..?

    Sardar:
    Thoda Side se Dekho G, Dikh jayega..;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • 2 Sardar was Fighting
    2 Sardar was Fighting After Exam..

    Sir: Why R U Fighting ??

    Sardar: Ye Bewaqoof Answer Sheet Khali Chorr Aya.

    Sir: So What ??

    Sardar: QK Me ny bhi aisa hi kiya hai,
    Ab Teacher Samjhy gi k
    Hum Dono Ny Naqal Ki Hai...;-p

    Hehehehe


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • 2 Sardar Railway Track
    2 Sardar Railway Track Cross ker rahy Thy..
    Unhon ny Dekha Samny se Train Aa rahi hai,
    ,
    Achanak Wo Train k Samny Jhuk Gaye,
    ,
    Why..??
    .
    .
    .
    .
    QK Train Ki Awaz Aa rahi thi:
    "Jhuk jhuk jhuk"...;-p

    Hahahha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Sardar Motorway per
    Ek Sardar Motorway per Cigarette pite huwe Bhaag raha tha..

    Kisi Ny Us se Pucha:
    Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??

    Sardar:
    Me Dekh raha Hun k
    Ek Cigarette Kitny Kilometer Chalti Hai...;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Warning
    Train me Warning likhi thi:
    Bina ticket safar karne wale yaatri "Hoshiyaar."
    .
    .
    Sardar:
    Waah BC,
    to Kiya Jisne Ticket li Wo "Chutiye" Hai??...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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