Instructions
A Person went into the office kitchen one morning
and found a Sardarni painting the walls.
She was wearing a new fur coat
and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange,
He asked her why she was wearing them
rather than old clothes or an overall.
.
.
She showed him the instructions
on the tin and said:
"For best results put on two coats"..;-> ;-)
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