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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Sardar Ny AC Lagwaya
    Sardar Ny AC Lagwaya..

    Pathan: O Yara Tum Ko To Sardi Bohat Lagta Hai, Phir Ye AC Kyun>??

    Sardar: O Yaaar, Isi Liye To Me Ny Ulta AC Lagwaya Hai,
    Garam Hawa Ander, Thandi Hawa Bahar.. ;-)

    Pathan: O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
    Ye Idea Hamary Dimagh Me Q Nahi Aya. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Mathy Per Goli Lagi Thi
    Sardar Dost Se:
    Bara Dukh Hua Teri Bivi Ki Moat Ka Sun Ker.
    Wese Hua Kiya THa.??

    Dost: Mathy Per Goli Lagi Thi..

    Sardar: Shuker Kero K Aankh Pe Nahi Lagi,
    Warna To Aankh Hi Phoot Jati.. ;-)

    Hhahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Aap Gaye Q Nahi
    Bivi: Aap K Dost Ka Intiqal Ho Gaya Aap Gaye Q Nahi.??

    Sardar: O Sohniye Me Kese Jata,
    Us Ny Mujhy Bulaya Hi Nahi.. ;-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Mitthu Jalebi Khaye Ga
    Sardar Apny Totay Se:
    "Mitthu Jalebi Khaye Ga.?"

    Tota: Kamina Sala,
    Pehly Mirchen Khila Khila Ker Bawaseer Kerwa Di,
    Ab Meetha Khila Ker Sugar Kerna Chahta Hai.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Ghalti
    Fighter Pilot Sardar kamyabi k baad
    Apna Jahaaz land karne pe bohut khush hua..
    .
    .
    Niche uterne pe ground staff ne usey hatho hath liya..
    aur uski wardi utarne me help karne lage..
    .
    .
    Sardar (fakher se): Aaj Mene Pakistan ke
    2 Jahaaz, 1 Helicopter or 1 Tank ko Mara Giraya..
    .
    .
    Ground Staff: Wo sab to Theek hai
    lekin Sir ji Aapne
    1 Ghalti kar di..
    .
    .
    Sardar: O Ji Kon si Ghalti.. ??
    .
    .
    Ground Staff: Bas Aap isi Khushi me
    Pakistan me hi Land ker gaye hen... ;-)?


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • 10 Rupay Me Dono Cheezen
    Sardar Photographer Se:
    O Bhai Mere Pass Sirf 10 Rupay Hen,
    Kiya Itny Paison Me Mera Aisa Photo
    Nikal Sakty Ho K Mera Sir Aur
    Pair Ka Joota Dono Aajaen..??

    Photographer: Haan Haan Q Nahi,
    Tum Aisa Kero K Joota Apny Sir Per
    Rakh Lo,,
    Phir 10 Rupay Me Dono Cheezen Aajaen Gi.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Kuch Aur Paka Lo
    Sardar ki Bewi inspector se:
    "Mera Shoher 1 haftay pahly Bazaar se aalo lany nikla owr abhi tak ghar wapis nahi aya"
    .
    Inspector bhi sardar tha, bola: To Bahn jee kuch owr paka lo !


  By: A Chan91   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Ny Doobty Huwe Bachay
    Sardar Ny Doobty Huwe Bachay Ko Bachaya Aur
    Thori Dair Baad Phir Darya me Wapas Phaink Diya..

    Dost: Ye Kiya Kiya..??

    Sardar: O Yaar Me Ny Kitab Me Parha Tha,
    "Neki Ker Draya Me Daal".. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Orders Pizza
    Sardar Orders Pizza.
    .
    Waiter: Sir Should I Cut It Into 4 Pieces Or 8 Pieces ?
    .
    .
    .
    Sardar: Yaar Aaj Zyada Bhook Nahi Hai,
    4 Hi Kar De,
    8 Khaye Nahi Jayenge.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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