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Ek Sardar Motorway per



Ek Sardar Motorway per Cigarette pite huwe Bhaag raha tha..

Kisi Ny Us se Pucha:
Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??

Sardar:
Me Dekh raha Hun k
Ek Cigarette Kitny Kilometer Chalti Hai...;-)

Hahahha



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