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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Public Toilet
    Sardar Public Toilet gaya or
    1 Ghante k Baad Nikla..

    Baher Betha Jamadar Bola: 20 Rupay.

    Sardar:
    Saale, Toilet me Betha Tha
    "Cyber Cafe" me Nahi...;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Ny Bivi Ko Hospital me Admit
    Sardar Ny Bivi Ko Hospital me Admit karaya..

    Dost:
    Kiya Hua Tha Bhabhi Ko??

    Sardar:
    Oye Yaar, Bathroom me Naha Rahi Thi,
    Achanak Gir Gai,
    Wo To Acha Hua
    Samny Wala Parosi Apni Khirki Me se Dekh Raha Tha,
    Us Ny Foran Aaker Usay Uthaya Aur
    Mujhy Phone ker K Bata Diya Warna Pata Nahi Kiya Hota...;-p;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Sharaab Pee k Sardar
    Sharaab Pee k Sardar Full Tight Tha
    Aur Achanak
    Neend me Rone Laga...

    "Mera Kho gaya,
    Mera Kho Gaya"..
    .
    .
    Sardar's Wife:
    Chup Chaap So Jaao,
    aur
    Meri Panty me se Apna Haath Hatao...;-p:)

    Hahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Translate Into English
    Sardar Ji Interview Deny Gaye..

    Interviewer:
    Translate Into English,
    "Me Is Nokri K Liye Pur Umeed hoon"
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Sardar:
    "I Am Pregnant For This Job"...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • In Which State
    In aptitude Test:

    Teacher:
    In which state is River Kaveri.
    .
    Sardar:
    In "Liquid State"..;-)

    Hehehe


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Opening
    Cricketer Harbhajan Singh ne Apni Biwi se pucha:
    "Kiya Me Tumhara Pehla Piyar hun?"

    BIWI Boli:
    "Kar di na Sardaron Wali Baat,
    SPINNER ko kabhi Opening Milti hai?...;-p:D

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Pinjra
    Zoo Me Sardar Ny Sher Ka Pinjra Khula Chorr Diya..

    Maalik:
    Tum Ny Sher Ka Pijra Band Q Nahi Kiya??

    Sardar:
    Kiya Zarurat Hai,
    Isay Kon Chori Kery Ga...;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Mother Tongue
    ?Sardar's Son Was Filling a Form..!

    Son: Papa, Mother Tongue Me Kya Likhun..?

    Sardar: Likh De,
    Very Long And Uncontrolable?...;-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Sardaro Me Dimag
    Ek Sardar ne Ek Mendak se poocha:
    "Sardaro me Dimag hota hai ya Nahi?"

    MENDAK: Nahi,
    aur Pani me Kood gaya.

    Sardar:
    Saale Is me Jaan Dene Wali Kiya Baat Thi...;-p

    Hehehe


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Confidential
    Pappu: What''s the Difference between Confidence and Confidential?

    Sardar: U r My Son I''m Confident.
    But
    Ur Friend is Also My Son,
    That Is Confidential...;-p:)

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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