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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Urine Report Ghalti Se
    Sardar Ki Urine Report Ghalti Se
    Ek Aurat Ki Pregnancy Report Se Badal Gai.
    .
    .
    Doctor to Sardar:
    "You Are Pregnant".
    .
    .
    Sardar Ghusse Me Apni Bivi Se:
    "Maine Pehle hi Kaha tha,
    Mujhe Upar Rehne De".. ;-p ;-)

    Hahhahaa


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Baar 1 Train
    Ek Baar 1 Train Achanak
    Patri se Utar gai,
    Kheton me Idhar Udhar
    jaane lagi aur
    Phir Wapas Patri par aa gayi..
    .
    Railway walon ne Inquiry Bithai,
    Driver Sardar se Puchha:
    Kiya Hua Tha ?
    .
    Sardar:
    Ek Aadmi Patri par Khada tha aur
    Hat hi nahi raha tha.
    .
    Officer: Pagal ho kya?
    1 Admi k liye Tum ne sare
    Passengers ki Zindagi
    Khatry me Daal di? Us 1 Admi
    ko Kuchal dena tha..!
    .
    Sardar: O Ji, Me Wohi to karne
    ja raha tha ki Achanak Wo
    Patri se Utar kar Kheton me
    Idhar Udhar Bhagne laga.. ;-)

    Hahhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Insaan Or Sardar Me Farq
    Admi Sardar Se:
    "Insaan Or Sardar Me Kya Faraq Hai"
    .
    Sardar Replied:

    .
    .
    .
    .
    .

    "Sardar AqaLMand Hota Hai..
    Insaan Nahi Hota"

    Point 2 B Noted... ;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • 3 Boys Proposing
    3 Boys Proposing 3 Girls

    1st Boy: Tu Meri Laila Me Tera Majnu.

    2nd Boy: Main Tera Ranjha Tu Meri Heer.

    3rd Boy Was Sardar,
    Sardar: Tu Meri Zara Main Tera Veer... ;-)

    Hahahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • DJ Party
    {DJ Party}..

    There was Sardar's DJ
    Party.
    In a party-plot,
    DJ asked: "Kab tak Bajaun?"
    .
    Party plot owner replied:
    "12baje tak baja de,
    Uske baad to ye
    Generator ki Aawaz pe
    bhi Nachenge"....;-p ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • SARDAR KA DHABA
    "SARDAR KA DHABA"

    CUSTOMER: Mere Soup me
    Makkhi Doob kar mari padi hai.

    SARDAR: To kya karun Me?
    Dhaba Chalaun ya inhe Tairna Sikhaun. ;-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Me Doctor Nahi
    Sardar ne Achanak Aankhen kholte hue Kaha:
    "Doctor Sahib, Kya Mera Operation Kamiyab Raha?"
    .
    .
    Sabar se Kaam lo Beta,
    Me Doctor nhi, "YAMRAJ" hoon..;-p

    Hahahha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Piyar Aur Ishq
    Sardar: "PIYAR" or “ISHQ” me kya Farq hai?
    ?
    Pappu: Janab "Piyar” wo hai jo Aap Apni Beti se karte hen,
    or
    "ISHQ” wo hai jo Hum Aapki Beti se krtey hen...;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Ik Din Sardar Mandir Gya
    Ik Din Sardar Mandir Gya,
    Lok Bhajan Ga Rhe C:
    "Darshan De Gariban Nu,
    Darshan De Gariban Nu”..
    .
    Sardar Di Nuh Da Naam "Darshan Rani" Si,
    Sardar Nu Gussa Aa Gya,
    Te Oh Bhi Bhajan Gaaun Lagga:

    "Darshan Mere Munde Di Bahu,
    Oh Ta Mere Munde Di Rhu ,
    Baki Gal Nasiban Di,
    Evein Kiven Gariban Di”.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Book of Facts
    Sardar reading from Book of Facts;
    "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
    .
    Dost: Why You don't use a Mouth Wash?'


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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