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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:
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Moonchh
Santa ny Naai ki Dukaan Kholi..
Ek Aadmi Shave kerwany aya..
Santa: Moonchh Rakhni hai??
Aadmi: Haan
Santa (Moonchh Kaat k):
"Ye Le, Jahan Rakhni Hai Rakh Le"...;-p:)
By:
Naghma Khan
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Santa ne aik machli ki jan bachai ,
Aik dafa santa samander k kareb khara tha k us k paoun phesl gaya or wo pani main ger gaya or dobne laga itne main is k hath main aik machli a gai tu is ne us ko samander se bahar pheek deya ,
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Or kehne laga k ..
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K ja main tu dob raha hon tu ja k apni jan bacha ...!!!
By:
Shoaib hafeez
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Money
Santa : Teacher! Teacher! Banta swallowed two 5 rupee coins.
Teacher : Why would he do that?
Santa : Bcoz It was his lunch money....:-p
By:
Naila Soomro
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Deal
Santa : I gifted my wife a Diamond necklace on her birthday,
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she didn't speak to me for 6 months.
Banta : Why? Was the necklace fake?
Santa : Nooo! That was the deal...:-)
By:
Maha Abro
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Jhanda
Santa : Pakistan me Aman q nahi qayam hota??
Banta : Hamara Jhanda hi ulta hai.
Santa : Kiya matlab??
Banta : Sufaid rang Aman ka hota hai aur
Sabz rang Qoum ka, Aman ko to danda diya hua hai,
Agar yehi danda qoum ko diya hota to
aaj Aman hota...:-p
By:
Rabia Naz
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