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Jhanda



Santa : Pakistan me Aman q nahi qayam hota??

Banta : Hamara Jhanda hi ulta hai.


Santa : Kiya matlab??

Banta : Sufaid rang Aman ka hota hai aur

Sabz rang Qoum ka, Aman ko to danda diya hua hai,

Agar yehi danda qoum ko diya hota to

aaj Aman hota...:-p



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