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1. Santa Banta  By: muzahir mir
   Santa : Yaar tu itna bada ho gaya hai per abhi tak tere ko Darhi Mooch nahi aayi?? Banta : Yaar...


2. Money  By: Naila Soomro
   Santa : Teacher! Teacher! Banta swallowed two 5 rupee coins. Teacher : Why would he do that? Santa...


3. Deal  By: Maha Abro
   Santa : I gifted my wife a Diamond necklace on her birthday, and she didn't speak to me for 6 mo...


4. Jhanda  By: Rabia Naz
   Santa : Pakistan me Aman q nahi qayam hota?? Banta : Hamara Jhanda hi ulta hai. Santa : Kiya matl...


5. Santa: 1 Kg Pakoda dena Halwai ne jaise  By: Noman
   Santa: 1 Kg Pakoda dena Halwai ne jaise hi tel me garm karke nikala Santa: Abe kanjoos, Pani me dho ...


6. GOLU Ko CHirag Milla Chirag Ragra ,  By: PAGALPANTI
   GOLU Ko CHirag Milla Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne Kaha 3 Wishes Batao GOLU 1 : Aik Bara B...


7. GOU ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne be  By: PAGALPANTI
   GOU ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne betha tha.. MOLU ne pocha khan bhai kia karrahe ho..?? GOLU bo...


8. Santa kissed his girl friend in the park  By: PAGALPANTI
   Santa kissed his girl friend in the park. Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle? Santa: Don?t worry darli...


9. Santa asked his frend,"kya tumharay unde  By: PAGALPANTI
   Santa asked his frend,"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"Frend replied "No"Santa said,"tou p...


10. GOLU: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift d  By: PAGALPANTI
    GOLU: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de, Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha GOLU: bak...


11. GOLU ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha. WHY  By: PAGALPANTI
    GOLU ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha. WHY? His Wife Deliverd a Baby. Doctor sent Him SMS, "Mubark Ho...


12. Ye scooty kab li? GOLU:kal raat 1 lark  By: PAGALPANTI
    Ye scooty kab li? GOLU:kal raat 1 larki mujhe scooty per bohot dur le gai,sab kapde uttar kar boli ...


13. Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hai  By: PAGALPANTI
    Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain. Banta child - how? Santa child - jab bhi road cross kar...


14. Santa : People consider me as a "GOD" B  By: PAGALPANTI
    Santa : People consider me as a "GOD" Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park toda...


15. GOLU by mistake goes into ladies toilet   By: PAGALPANTI
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