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• Santa kissed his girl friend in the park
  Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
  
  Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?
  
  Santa: Don?t worry darling, I'm already married

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• Santa asked his frend,"kya tumharay unde
  Santa asked his frend,"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"Frend replied "No"Santa said,"tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay..."

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• GOLU: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift d
  GOLU: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,
  
  Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha
  GOLU: bakwas na kar shampo pe likha tha Dandruf Free

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• GOLU ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha. WHY
  GOLU ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.
  
  WHY?
  
  His Wife Deliverd a Baby.
  
  Doctor sent Him SMS,
  
  "Mubark Ho.Aap Baap Ban Gaye".
  
  GOLU forwarded it 2 all.

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• Ye scooty kab li? GOLU:kal raat 1 lark
  Ye scooty kab li?
  GOLU:kal raat 1 larki mujhe scooty per bohot dur le gai,sab kapde uttar kar boli jo chahiye lelo,mai ne scooty le li,kapro ka mai kya karta.

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• Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hai
  Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.
  
  Banta child - how?
  
  Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain

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• Santa : People consider me as a "GOD" B
  Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
  Banta : How do you know??
  Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
  Oh GOD ! U have came again..

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• GOLU by mistake goes into ladies toilet
  GOLU by mistake goes into ladies toilet .
  
  All ladies suddenly stand up !
  
  GOLU : IZZAT DIL MAY HO BUS YEHI KAFI HAI...... BETHO BETHO

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• Sare gawaho or bayano ko madde nazar rak
  Sare gawaho or bayano ko madde nazar rakhte hue
  
  "INDIAN FRIENDSHIP COURT"
  
  ki dfa
  
  
  
  "SACHI DOSTI"
  
  ke tahat hamari
  
  "DOSTI KI ADALAT"
  
  tumhe hamre har janam ka dost manti hai aur tumheumar bhar dosti nibhane ka hukam deti ha.
  
  WE WILL BE FRIEND$ FOREVER
  
  Bolo sazamanzur hai?
  
  
  have nice Day

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• GOLU ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, usne khol
  GOLU ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, usne khol k dekha to andar ek mara huwa CHUHA mila.
  
  Yeh deekh kar GOLU gussy se bola!
  Chalega kese? Sala singer hi mar gaya..!

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