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1. Santa kissed his girl friend in the park  By: PAGALPANTI
   Santa kissed his girl friend in the park. Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle? Santa: Don?t worry darli...


2. Santa asked his frend,"kya tumharay unde  By: PAGALPANTI
   Santa asked his frend,"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"Frend replied "No"Santa said,"tou p...


3. GOLU: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift d  By: PAGALPANTI
   GOLU: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de, Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha GOLU: bak...


4. GOLU ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha. WHY  By: PAGALPANTI
   GOLU ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha. WHY? His Wife Deliverd a Baby. Doctor sent Him SMS, "Mubark Ho...


5. Ye scooty kab li? GOLU:kal raat 1 lark  By: PAGALPANTI
   Ye scooty kab li? GOLU:kal raat 1 larki mujhe scooty per bohot dur le gai,sab kapde uttar kar boli ...


6. Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hai  By: PAGALPANTI
   Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain. Banta child - how? Santa child - jab bhi road cross kar...


7. Santa : People consider me as a "GOD" B  By: PAGALPANTI
   Santa : People consider me as a "GOD" Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park toda...


8. GOLU by mistake goes into ladies toilet   By: PAGALPANTI
   GOLU by mistake goes into ladies toilet . All ladies suddenly stand up ! GOLU : IZZAT DIL MAY HO B...


9. Sare gawaho or bayano ko madde nazar rak  By: PAGALPANTI
   Sare gawaho or bayano ko madde nazar rakhte hue "INDIAN FRIENDSHIP COURT" ki dfa "SACHI DOSTI" ...


10. GOLU ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, usne khol   By: PAGALPANTI
    GOLU ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, usne khol k dekha to andar ek mara huwa CHUHA mila. Yeh deekh kar GO...


11. santa 2 his wife : light chali gayi hain  By: PAGALPANTI
    santa 2 his wife : light chali gayi hain...bahut garmi ho rahi hain..jara fan on karna... santa's wi...


12. Manager 2 Santa :- Aapki shadi ho gayi ?  By: PAGALPANTI
    Manager 2 Santa :- Aapki shadi ho gayi ??? Santa :- Ji haan, ek ladki se hui. Manager :- Shadi to la...


13. Santa to his mother-Maa Khush khabri hai  By: PAGALPANTI
    Santa to his mother-Maa Khush khabri hai Ma-Bol beta Santa-Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye hai Ma-Beta hua ya Bet...


14. Santa: Oye Yara Machli Khaega? Ban  By: musarat
    Santa: Oye Yara Machli Khaega? Banta: Nahi Yaar Us me Kaante Hote Hain. Santa: Oye Chhor Yaar...


15. Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday  By: PAGALPANTI
    Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party rakhi, Kisine pucha: 6 month k baby ka b'day kese? Sa...