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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Biviyaat
    Jab Se Begum Ne Mujhe Murgha Bana Rakha Hai,

    Me ne Nazron ki Tarha Sir Bhi Jhuka Rakha Hai..

    Bartano Aaj Mere Sir pe Barasty Q Ho??

    Me ne Dho-Dha K Tumhen Kitna Saja Rakha Hai..

    Roz Leti he Talashi Wo Police ki Manind,

    Puchti Hai Kahan Paison ko Chupa Rakha Hai..

    Wohi Duniya Me Muqaddar Ka Sikandar Thehra,

    Jis Ny Bivi Se Apni Jaan Ko Bacha Rakha Hai..


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Election
    Pappu: Mummy Kya Is Dafa Papa Election me Kharay Ho Rahy Hen.?

    Mummy: Wo Mere Samne to Kharay Ho Nahi Sakte,
    Election me Kiya Kharay Honge.. :-D
    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Aurat Aur Mard
    Suna Hai Aurat Aur Mard
    Gaari K 2 Pahiye Hoty Hen..
    Sawal Ye Hai K Jis Ki 2 Biviyan Hon To
    Kiya Usay RIKSHAW Keh Sakty Hen..? :-D

    Hahhahaa


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Khush Rehna Chahty Hen
    Agar Khush Rehna Chahty Hen To

    Pehly Dil Ki Sunain, Phir Dimagh Ki,,

    Aur Aakhir Me Wohi Karen Jo BIVI Kehti Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • No Interest
    Early to Bed And Early to Rise,,,
    ,
    ,
    Proves Man Has No Interest In His Wife.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Raaz Ki Baat
    Bivi Ko Agar Koi Raaz Ki Baat Batana Ho To

    Usay 4 Goliyan "Hajmula" Ki Bhi

    De Diya Karen Ta Ke Wo

    Raaz Ki Baat Hazam Ker Saky.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Value Of WIFE
    Value Of WIFE..

    "Koi Mari Hui Bivi Ka Naam Le Ker Sadar Ban Gaya"

    Koi Beemar Bivi Ka Naam Le Ker Khud Ko Bacha Raha Hai,

    Aur Koi Bivi K Isharon Per Chal Ker
    Wazir-e-Azam Ban Gaya Hai..

    Is Liye Apni Biviyon Ki Qadar Kero,
    Kamyabi Tumhary Qadam Choomy Gi.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Beauty Parlor
    Khuda Ka Shukr Hai K
    Husband Ziyada-tar Khubsurat Hoty Hen,
    Warna Socho 2 Logon Ka
    Beauty Parlor Jana Kitna Mehnga Parta.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Bechara Faqeer
    Shoher: Begam Tum Ny Us Bechary Faqeer Ko Q Mara.??

    Bivi: Kal Me Ny Usay Khany Ko Salan Diya
    Aur Aaj Wo Mujhy Khana Pakany Ki Kitab De Gaya.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Most Obedient
    One Day A Man Called His
    6 Children Together n Asked:
    "Now Tell Me, Who's Been Most Obedient
    During Last Week n Did Everything Mummy Asked?"
    .
    All Answers In One Voice:
    "You Daddy" :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
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