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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Me Phool Gulab Ka
    Wife:
    Me Phool Gulab Ka,
    Tu Suraj Mukhi..
    Me Tujh Se Dukhi,
    Tu Mujh Se Dukhi..
    .
    Husband:
    Tu Chhat Per Charh K Chalaang Laga,,
    Phir Tu Bhi Sukhi Aur Me Bhi Sukhi.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Bivi Ban Jany K Baad
    Kash Chahny Wali Hamesha Chahny Wali Hi Rehti,,

    Per Aurten Badal Jati Hen Aksar Bivi Ban Jany K Baad.. :-D

    Hahahaha..


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Shohar BiVi se
    Shohar BiVi se:
    Munna Kab se Ro Ro ker
    Halkan Ho Raha hai, Ise
    Lori Suna k Q Nahi Sula Deti?
    .
    BiVi:
    Lori De ker Sulati Hun to
    Parosi Kehte Hen k Munne Ko Hi Rony Do. :-(

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Husbands K Liye
    Husbands K Liye Powerful Wazifa..

    1- Tum Bohat Khubsurat Lag Rahi Ho.
    2- Tum Bohat Kaam Kerti Ho.
    3- Kitni Slim Aur Model Ki Tarha Lag rahi Ho.
    4- Kaam Ker Ker K Thak Jati Hogi.
    5- Apna Khayal Rakha Kero.
    6- Tumhary Maikay Waly Kitny Achay Hen.

    ..In Wazaaif Ko Ghar Me
    Rozana 3 Se 4 Baar Bivi K
    Samny Parhny Se Ghar Me Sukoon Qaim Rehta Hai.

    Shetan Aapko Aisa Kerny Se Roky Ga,
    Magar Aap Himmat Karen Aur
    Ba-Aawaz Buland Bivi K Samny
    Ye Wazaaif Parhen Aur Hamesha Khush Rahen.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Late Shadi
    Wife: Meri Shadi To Parhai Ki Waja Se Late Hui,
    Aapki Shadi Q Itni Late Hui.??

    Husband: Sadqay Ki Waja Se

    Wife: Kiya Matlab.?

    Husband: Sadqay Se Her Bala Door Ho Jati Hai,
    Aur Me Sadqa Bohat Diya Kerta Tha.
    Bus Is Saal Masrufiyat Ki Waja Se Na De Paya
    To Meri Tum Se Shadi Ho Gai.. :-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Package
    Bivi:
    Jannat Me Mardon Ko Hooren Milen Gi
    Magar Aurton Ko Kiya Mily Ga..
    .
    .
    Shoher:
    Kuch Nahi, Ye Pkg
    Sirf Mazloomo K Liye Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Sharafat
    Pappu: Mamma Papa Bohat Sharif Hen..

    Mom: Acha Tumhen Kese Pata.?

    Pappu: Wo Jab Bhi Meri Teacher
    Ko Dekhty Hen To Apni Ek Ankh Band Ker Lete Hen.. :-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Wade
    Wife: Ab ki Baar Tumhen Job na Mili
    To Me Maeke Chali Jaun gi..
    .
    Husband Thandi Aah Bhar ker:
    Wade wade Sirf Wade,
    ,
    Bahir Bhi Wade,
    Ghar Me Bhi Sirf Wade..
    Aakhir Ye Wade Kab Sach Hongy.??
    :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Chat on FB & Whatsapp
    Difference Between Chat on FB & Whatsapp..

    On "WhatsApp...":

    Wife: Ghar Kab Aa Rahe Ho.?

    Husband: Pata Nahi Dimag Mat Khao..

    But On "FB Wall...":

    Wife: Dear when Will U Be Back,
    You are the Best Husband in the World.
    Aww I Miss you so much.
    Come back soon...
    .
    Husband: Thanks for Being There Always.
    So Lucky to have A Wonderful Wife Like You.. :-)

    Hahahaha
    Right Naa :-)


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Moonchen
    Q:
    Ek Shoher Ko Sab Se Ziyada
    Insult Feel Kab Hoti Hai??

    Ans:
    Jab Us Ki Moonchen To Cockroach
    Se Bhi Lambi Hon Magar
    Us Ki Bivi Sirf
    Cockroach Se Darti Ho.. :-D :-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Family SMS-Jokes  Send To Mobile
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