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1. Tumhain tairna ata hai  By: Munna Bhai
   Bush: Tumhain tairna(swiming) ata hy? Pathan: Nhi Bush: Tum se acha to kutta(dog) hy! Pathan: Tumhai...


2. Pathan 2 Doctor  By: Master Mind
   Doctor: Ye Syrup 2 chammach subhah, 2 dopahar, aur 2 Raat ko, 3 din tak lena hay... Pathan: Apna da...


3. PatHaN AskEd a DR: Doodh Peene  By: Munna Bhai
   PatHaN AskEd a DR: Doodh Peene Se RaNg Gora hOta Hai KyA? Dr: haaN Doodh Me CaLciuM hota hai is liy...


4. Main teri Maa Hoti  By: Munna Bhai
   Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy 2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti ... Pathan: Madam, Kal Tak Main ...


5. Fire Brigade  By: Nooman
   1 Pathan ne 1 jalti howi building sai 6 logon ko nikala! Phir bhi usay logon nai boht maara:-( Q?...


6. Jo galti kary  By: Nooman
   Jo 1 galti kary wo Anjaan Jo 2 galti kary wo Nadaan Jo 3 galti kary wo Shetaan Jo ghalteon per gh...


7. P.P.P ki darindagi ka aik aur jeeta jaagta saboot,  By: Munna Bhai
   P.P.P ki darindagi ka aik aur jeeta jaagta saboot, Korangi me quetta hotel ke 3 masoom pathano se ...


8. Sardar: Pathan se: 2+2 kitne hote hain?s  By: Master Mind
   1st Pathan: 2+2 kitne hote hain? 2nd: Tummhe pata nai mjhe Social Studies nhi aati. 1st: Per main ...


9. 1 miss call….!!  By: Munna Bhai
   Pathan: Miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se?? Teacher: Main ne to koi call nhn ...


10. Aapne Nurse bohat achi rakhi hai  By: Munna Bhai
    Pathan to Doctor: Aapne Nurse bohat achi rakhi hai. Uska hath lagte he main theek ho gaya. Doctor: ...


11. Joota chupai ki rasam  By: Munna Bhai
    Joota chupai ki rasam k waqat Dolhay ki ek saali ne kaha main 1100 longi. 2nd Saali boli main to 21...


12. 20 Rs wapis karo !  By: Munna Bhai
    Pathan wins 20 Crore from Rs.20 lottery ticket.. Dealer gave 16 Crore after deducting tax.. Angry ...


13. Eid ki namaz parhny Q nhi aya  By: Rooman Qamar
    1st Pathan 2 2nd:Eid ki namaz parhny Q nhi aya 2nd: Me araha tha k rasty mai he log namaz parhty de...


14. Hum aisy he utrta hai..  By: Rooman Qamar
    Ek pathan cycle pe larki k samny zor se gira aur jaldi se khara ho gaya larki:Oh my GOD Pathan:Hum...


15. Pathan Aur Cow  By: Munna Bhai
    Kuch pathan cow ko first floor per le ja rahay thay. Admi: Is ko ooper kiu le ja rahe ho?? Patha...