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Adjust The Situation



A Husband working in UK wrote to his wife in India.

"Dear Sunita Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with this situation.
Your loving husband"
.
His wife replied
TINKU KE PAPPA,
Thanks for the 100 kisses.
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.

3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only,
so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.

5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and
I hope I can survive the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for the next month?
Only Your Sweet Heart :-)



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