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Bikhari ne Phone kiya



Bikhari ne Phone kiya:

Hallo Taj Hotel, Haan ji 1 Pizza,
1 Biryani, 1 Rasmalai bhejdo..
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Manager: Order kis k Naam Sir??

Bhikari: Allah ke Naame Per..



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