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A Table for 2 please



Man:
"Waiter, A Table for 2 please."

Waiter:
Ok ...
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2 X 1 =2
2 X 2 =4
2 X 3 =6
2 X 4 =8
2 X 5 =10
2 X 6 =12
2 X 7 =14
2 X 8 =16
2 X 9 =18
2 X 10 =20 ;-)

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