Sardar To Dost
Sardar: Yaar tu mujhse bahut sari baten chupata hai.
Dost: nahi yaar aisa nahi h...
Sardar: nahi yaar tune chupai h mujhse baat.
Dost: nahi chupai yaar.
Sardar: Me bol raha Hun na k
mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai hai.
Dost: Acha to phir Bata na ki kya baat chupai h.
Sardar: Saale jab tune baat chupa hi li to
mujhe kaise pata chalega k
tune kaun si baat chupai hai..;-p
Hahahaha
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