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Ek Cheeta charas ki cigrett



Ek Cheeta charas ki
cigrett bana raha tha

ek chuha aya or bola:

Q zindagi barbad kerty ho?
dekho kitna khubsoorat jungle hai
Aao mere saath jungle ki sair karo..

Cheeta us k saath ho lia

Agy ek Haathi sharab pi raha tha

Chooha phir bola:

Q zindagi barbad kerty ho?

Haathi bhi us k saath ho lia

Agy ek Sher heroin peeny ko tayyar tha

Chuha phir bola to Sher ny khench k thappar mara

cheety or haathi ny waja poochi
to sher bola:

"Kal b sala BHANG pi k mujhy 3 ghanty ghumata raha"...:-)



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