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  By: Abbasi the Great   Send To Mobile
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    If Molve Starts Film Making,The name of film will be.Islam aaya tum na aaye.Kaho na ramzan hey.Hum zakat de chukay sanam.Masjid meray veer di.Kabhi roza kabhi namaz.Hamari tasbeeh aap k paas hey.Imam banaya aap nay.Aa ab namaz parhein.Shaheed to hona hi tha.


  By: Abbasi the Great   Send To Mobile
  • Agar Dil ko aanda egg kehtey
    Agar "Dil" ko aanda(egg) kehtey to films k naam aisay hote

    Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
    Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
    Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
    Aandy waale Bread le jayienge....


  By: Tillu G   Send To Mobile
  • teri judai me neend urti hai
    BOY: TERI JUDAI ME NEEND URTI HAI CHAIN KHOTA
    HAI JAAN JAATI HAI OR DIL ROTA HAI,


    GIRL: DOCTOR KO DIKHA LE BETA Q K DENGI
    VIRUS BHI AISE HI HOTA HAI!.


  By: Tillu G   Send To Mobile
  • Elephant ka Neaker
    Mouse to elephant: 2 din k liye apni Neaker dena.
    Elephant: ha....haaaa........haaaaa pehnay gaa kia??
    Mouse: nahi......beti ki shadi hay,Tant lagwana hay.


  By: Tillu G   Send To Mobile
  • Mushraf ki niyat
    Mushraf ki niyat

    "Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.

    6 rocket fire farz.

    Wasty bUSH uncle k.

    Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf"

    ALLAH-O-AKBAR.


  By: Tillu G   Send To Mobile


  By: Tillu G   Send To Mobile
  • Aap Genius
    Aap genius

    Aap sweet

    Aap intelligent

    Aap smart

    or SUB k Dear
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    Ban saktey hain agar aap MUJHEY follow karen....!


  By: Tillu G   Send To Mobile
  • US say PIYAR kia
    Aik sher arz hai...

    menay us say PIYAR kia .
    us k bap na mujhay bohat peta...



    menay us say PIYAR kia, us k bap na mujhay bohat peta...
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    SIN THETA by COS THETA equal to
    TAN THETA.


  By: Tillu G   Send To Mobile
  • MOLVI
    Molvion ki bus ja rahi thi,1 ne kaha jab b rasty may larki nazar aye to ASTAGH FIRULHA Parhna Kafider bad 1 ne ASTAGHFAR Kaha .Baqi bolay

    KITHAY?


  By: Tillu G   Send To Mobile
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