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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Donkey
    Is dosti ka andaz kuch aisa hai,
    kya batayen k ab haal kaisa hai,
    Kon kehta hai k tum gadhe k jese ho,
    Sach to ye hai k gadha tumhare jesa hai.


  By: Wahaj   Send To Mobile
  • AAYAT-Al-KURSI
    Wife Says: Suniye aapne pehli bar mera ghoonghat uthaya tha to kesa mehsoos kya tha?
    Husbend: Khuda ki qasam main mar jata agar AAYAT-Al-KURSI yaad na hoti. :-)


  By: Silly One   Send To Mobile
  • Calvin Kline
    . .ooCKoo.
      o.     .o
        "   "
          ..
    This is not a heart, This is my old Under Wear, Which I don't wear now. So i wanted to ask you before i throw.
    Chahiye to bata.


  By: Sumbul   Send To Mobile
  • Agar DIL ko ANDA kehte
    Agar DIL ko ANDA(Egg) kehte, to Hindi Films k name aise hote,
    >Ye ANDA Aapka Hua,
    >Hum Aapke Anday Main Rehte Hain,
    >Andy Waly DULHANIYA Le Jayengay.


  By: Urdu Laughter   Send To Mobile
  • Aankhon main SHARAFAT
    Aankhon main SHARAFAT,
    Chal main NAZAKAT,
    Dil main SACHAI,
    Phir kyon na boley her LARKI aapko BHAI.


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • Wafa se pyar mat kerna
    Wafa se pyar mat kerna.
    kyon mat kerna?
    Bay maut marey jaogay.
    Maloom hai kyon?
    Wafa Altaf Bhai ki Beti hai.


  By: Urdu Laughter   Send To Mobile
  • Samne Aate Ho
    Lab khamoosh hote hain, jab tum samne aate ho,
    Dil dharakta hai jab tum nigahen milate ho,
    Sans ruk jati hai jab tum muskurate ho,
    BHOOT ho kya jo itna daratey ho?


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Ho nahi Sakta
    Ho nahi sakta k teri yaad na aaye,
    Bhool k bhi bhulaon wo waqt na aaye,
    Tum bholo to tumhain agli sans na aaye,
    Main bhoolon to.
    ...............
    Ab banda bhool he jata hai.


  By: Urdu Laughter   Send To Mobile
  • Achheeeee
    A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A Achheeeee
    AlhamdulLillah....
    Sorry 2 disturb u, Plz apna kaam jari rakhen...


  By: Japan   Send To Mobile
  • Free Trip
    I Love You.
    Send this msg to 100 girls and win a free trip to,


    your nearest Police Station,
    in a LUXURY JEEP,
    Rehna, Khana & Body Masaaj ek dum free,
    So Hurry UP...


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
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