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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Kuch nahi hua tha
    Year 1927......

    November,

    18th.....

    Evening....

    Exactly at 20:27pm......


    Kuch nahi hua tha yaar! Aap apna kaam karo.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Saalan tayyar ho gaya
    Aalu ko Gajar se pyar ho gaya,
    Ye sun ker timatar laal ho gaya,
    Hara Dhaniya Podina nachne lage,
    Itne main Salan tayyar ho gaya.


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  • Murrey jaty huye
    1st man: Main Murree jaty huye apni biwi ko khai main phenk donga,
    2nd man: Meri biwi ko bhi phenk dena,
    1st man: Agar tum bura na manao to wapsi main phenk don?


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  • PEPSI With PIZZA
    God help those who helps others:
    Please don`t ignore a person whose contact # is
    03211234567
    Urgently needs 3 bottles of,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    PEPSI with 1 Large PIZZA.


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  • Welcome to Pakistan
    1 hand on Horn,
    1 hand on Gear,
    1 ear listening Music,
    1 ear on Mobile,
    1 foot on Accelerator,
    Other on Clutch,
    and Eyes on Girl,
    Welcome to Pakistan, a very busy Nation.


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  • Arz kya hai!!!
    Arz kya hai!!!
    Woh boley mehfil main, hamare jootay kho gaye ab ghar kese jayen gay?
    Humne kaha aap shairy to shuru kijiye itne aayen gay k gin bhi na payen gay.


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  • BHABHI JAAN
    Height of Rishtadari,
    1 larka gadhay k samney gir gaya,
    1 larki ne dekha to boli: Apne barary bhai k paaon chhu rahe ho?
    Larka: Gi..... BHABHI JAAN


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  • Kamini
    Boy proposes a girl,
    Boy: Do you love me?
    Girl: Shakal dekhi hai apni, is se acha to main suicide kar lon.
    Boy: Kamini mar jaye gi par kisi kaam nahi aayegi.


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  • Beti ki shadi
    Mouse to Elephant: 2 din k liye apni chaddi dena.
    Elephant: Ha... Ha... Ha...
    Pehne gay kya?
    Mouse: Nahi! Beti ki shadi hai, tent lagwana hai.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
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