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  • Kehty hai agar kisi mulk ki awam


    Kehty hai agar kisi mulk ki awam

    Imaandar Ho,
    Zaheen Ho.

    To..

    Us mulk ka sadar or Vazeer-e-aazam bhi wesa hota hai,

    Agar awam be-waqoof ho to,

    Hukomat Us Awam ki bewakoofi se faida uthati hai,

    Kya Hum Be-Waqoof Hai?


  By: Khan   Send To Mobile


  By: Khan   Send To Mobile
  • a silent msg for all pakistanis If yo
    a silent msg for all pakistanis

    If you Built an Army of 100 Lions and
    Their Leader is a Dog,

    The Lions Will Die Like Dogs.

    But If you built an Army of 100 Dogs and
    Their Leader is a Lion,

    All Dogs will Fight Like Lion.

    Leadership Matters...

    A Silent Msg for All Pakistanis.


  By: Khan   Send To Mobile
  • 18th Amendment aur Article VI, 3rd time
    18th Amendment aur Article VI, 3rd time Prime Ministership?

    Kia ye hain Awaami Masail jis per aaj N-League aur PPP ki Siasat ghoom rahi ha?

    Ye Loag Mulki Diffah, Terrorism, Power Crisis, Water Shortage, Inflation, and Corruption ko Masail nahi samajhtay kia?

    Kia ye Jamhoriat ha?
    Kia ye Loag hamari Numaindagi kertay hain?

    Zara sochiye and forward... ;->


  By: Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Just Imagine Sara Palin Divorce Hr Cu
    Just Imagine

    Sara Palin Divorce Hr Current Hubby & Get Marriage With Zardari.

    Palin Becomes Vice President Of USA
    Then Zardari Kills Palin & Change The Will & Which Says:

    "Zardari Will Become The Next President Of USA After My Death"

    And Eventually Zardari Becomes President Of US.

    After 6 Months Of Palin's Death:
    Bilawal Changes His Name To
    "Bilawal Bhutto Palin Zardari"
    Then US Will Be Ours. :-)

    Geo Zardari.


  By: Khan   Send To Mobile


  By: Khan   Send To Mobile
  • We dont want American Rental Power we wa
    We dont want American Rental Power we want Electricity.

    IN PAKISTAN electricity now rs. 7 per unit nd it wil b increasing after every 2 months regarding to AMERICAN IMF Polices.
    IRAN is agree to give da electricity on urgent base to PAKISTAN on very cheap rates (1.18 per unit)
    also CHINA ofers PAKISTAN for Flectricity just 300 rupes monthly bill& unlimited usage of electricity but our govt. is not taking seriously.

    Now this is our time to show da govt. our strength.
    Spread dis msg as much as u can bcoz of this msg many people know about da truth of govt.
    expensive polices..
    Our govt. is corrupt.


  By: Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Bijli hun main Bijli hun, WAPDA & KESC
    Bijli hun main Bijli hun,
    WAPDA & KESC ki main Titlee hun,

    1 Ghanty k liye Aati hun
    2,2 Ghanty jati hun,

    0oper Pankha rukta hy,
    Neeche Munna rota hy,

    Mune ki Ammi kre Haaye,
    Bijli us ko tarpaaye

    Munne ki Ammi kaali
    Bijli nakhron waali...

    Brought to you by: WAPDA & KESC
    Geo Bijli k Jhatky laga k.. :-)


  By: Khan   Send To Mobile
  • In Pakistan Yaar time kya hova hai?
    In Pakistan

    Yaar time kya hova hai?
    Light jane ka.

    Yaar time kya hova hai?
    Light aane ka.

    This time check was brought
    To u by WAPDA & KESC
    WAPDA & KESC ka mushtarka STANDARD TIME

    Geo Faryal Talpur Sister of Zardari


  By: Khan   Send To Mobile


  By: Khan   Send To Mobile
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