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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

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  • Police ne 1 student ko pakr lia. Stud
    Police ne 1 student ko pakr lia.

    Studnt:
    sir main student hoon plz muje chor den

    Police:
    tum bina licence k motorcyle chlate ho?

    Student:
    Nai

    Police:
    larkiyon ko cherty ho?

    Student:
    Nai

    Police:
    Cafe jaty ho?

    Student:
    Nai

    Police.
    Oay khote dya putra fer tu kerhi gal da student en. PAO ENU LAMYA :


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Teacher Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya?
    Teacher;
    Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya?

    Stdnt;
    Sir,Light Nhi Thi

    Teachr;
    To Mom Batti Jala Lete

    Student;
    Sir,Maachis Nhi Thi

    Teachr;
    Machis Kiun Nai Thi

    Student;
    Pooja Ghar Me Rkhi Thi.

    Teachr;
    To Wahan Se Le Aate

    Student;
    Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha

    Teachr;
    Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy

    Student;
    Pani Nhi Tha Sir

    Teachr;
    Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?

    Student;
    Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.

    Teachr;
    Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ?

    Student;
    Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi....


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • college yaadein
    1.college -- yaadein
    2.pricipal -- Jaani Dushman
    3.classes -- kabhi kabhi
    4.canteen-- kabhi alvida na kehna
    5.course -- godzilla
    6.exams -- kalyug
    7.examination hall-- chamber of secret
    8.exam-time -- qayamat se qayamt tak
    9. question paper - paheli
    10.answer paper -- kora kagaz
    11.cheating --aksar/chupke chupke
    12. paper out --- plan
    13.examiner -- the killer
    14.last exam -- independence day
    15.paper correction -- andha kanoon
    16.marks --- assambhav
    17.result -- murder


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Teachr 2 Sleepy Student:Who Invented
    Teachr 2 Sleepy
    Student:Who
    Invented Steam Engine?

    Student: What Sir?

    Teachr:Yes Correct
    It's James Watt

    Moral:
    Sleeping Improves Ur
    Genaral Knowledge... ;->


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Prove that 2/10=2 ! ! ! Japanese s
    Prove that
    2/10=2
    !
    !
    !
    Japanese student:
    Wrong question.
    !
    !
    !
    Indian student:
    nahi hosakta.
    !
    !
    !
    American student:
    It's strange, how is it possible?
    !
    !
    !
    Pakistani student:
    Two/ Ten =
    wo / en
    T se T cancel.
    w= 23rd letter,o= 15th letter, / e= 5th letter n= 14th letter)
    So
    =23+15 / 5+14
    =38 / 19
    =2

    !

    Pakistani never ask ...
    Ans kya hai?

    They only ask,
    Ans. Kya ly kr ana hai?

    Dedicated to all Pakistani students.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile


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  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • 3 Reasons 2 Give Exam
    3 Reasons 2 Give Exam

    1. U Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation.

    ...2. U Can Complete Ur Sleep.

    3. U Can See Ur Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore U. :P


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai
    Boy: Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai ''Teacher'' Se Pyar Karna.

    Friend- Kyu?
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    Boy- Love Letter Bheja Tha Assignment Samajh Kar Check Kar Dia..!!
    Or Boli Handwriting Improve Karo.:)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
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