Silly Prescription
SILLY PRESCRIPTION...!!!
Put A Mousetrap On Top Of Your Alarm Clock.
It Will Prevent You From Going Back to Sleep.
For High Blood Pressure:
Simply Cut Yourself And Let It Bleed.
Have A Cough?
Take A Large Dose Of Laxative (Drug 4 Loose Motions) Then You Will Be Afraid To Cough.=PXD
Note: Follow This Special Prescription At Your Own Risk!
Send To Mobile
<<< Read Previous |
Read Next >>>
Submit Your Comments:
Related SMS to "Silly Prescription"
- Jawanon K Liye Ehem Nasihatein By: AsiM
Jawanon K Liye Ehem Nasihatein 1) Khud ko Mobile Me Itna Na Mashghool Rakho k Samne Se Koi Lush Pus...
- Mangni- Warrant Giraftari By: AsiM
"Silly Quotes" ~Mangni- Warrant Giraftari ~Doctor- Moaziz Jaib-Katra ~Office- Shohar ki Panah-gah ~...
- Its Easier To Pick Up A Girl By: AsiM
Its Easier To Pick Up A Girl Of Weight 45 Kg But Its Quiet Difficult To Pick Up A Gas Cylinder Of...
- Love can Neither Be created By: musarat
Love can Neither Be created nor Be Destroyed But can only b shifted from one girlfriend To Another ...
- Tujh Say Tu Rutha Na Jaiy By: musarat
Tu Acha Hai Tujh Say Tu Rutha Na Jaiy Per Tujhay Satanay Ko Dil Chahata Hai pyar Nay Diya Bahot Fa...
- Make At Least Two Person Happy By: AsiM
Try To Make At Least Two Person Happy In A Day. But.. Make Sure That One Of Them Is Yourself...!...
- Aim To Be The King In Hell By: AsiM
Don't Aim To Be A Slave In Heaven, Aim To Be The King In Hell' -Alexander- Inspired By The Quote Ab...
- A Sign At A Petrol Pump By: AsiM
... A Sign At A Petrol Pump ... "Plz... Don't Smoke Here... Your Life May Be Worthless, But Petro...
- Life is like a novel By: musarat
Life is like a novel. It is filled with suspense. U have no idea what is going to happen until U tur...
- True Success Formula By: musarat
Success Formula, B Sweet as honey B Regular as clock B Fresh as rose B Soft as tissue B Hard as roc...
- My Msg 2 da wrld! By: musarat
My Msg 2 da wrld! If u like me, raise your hands .. if not, then raise your standards!!...
- I met money 1 day I said By: musarat
df adsf afdsasdf...
- life is just a fun, By: musarat
life is just a fun, It passes like none. life we pass is just a game, It finishes like a flame. ...
- DEFINITION OF LAZINESS By: musarat
DEFINITION OF LAZINESS- " It is the art of taking rest before getting tired ":-P...
- Warning to People Who don't Smoke By: Master Mind
This is a Warning to All Those People Who don't SMOKE: "One day all Your Friends will DIE And you ...
