DHISHKAAAON
Two sardarjis were sitting together and the first sardar says
something into the second one's ears, hearing that the
second sardar suddenly dies......
What did the first sardar tell the second sardar hearing
which he dies?
The first sardar whispered, "DHISHKAAAON" into the
second sardar's ear.
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