TRAIN TO LUDHIANA
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk:
"Can I take this train to Ludhiana?".
"No," answers the Railway man.
"Can I?" asks Gani Singh.
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