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Ek Sardar Apne Dost Ki Baraat



Ek Sardar Apne Dost Ki Baraat K Sath Gaya,
Par Zakhmi Ho K Aya.
Kisi Ne Waja Puchi To bola:

Baraat Me Dulhe K Baap Ne Awaz Lagai,
Main Munday Da Piyo, Kithay Kurri Da Piyo?
Kuri Ka Baap Uttha Or Dono Ne Apas Me Pagrian Exchange Kar Lein.

Phir 1 Or Admi Ne Awaz Lagai,
Main Munday Da Chacha Kithay Kurri Da Chacha?
Unho Ne Kameez Exchange Kar Lein,

Us K Bad Mujhse Raha Na Gaya, Main Ne Kaha, "Main Munday Da Yaar Kithay Kurri Da Yaar?

Bus Fair Danday, Sotay Te Jutian Exchange Hoiyan.=PXD



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