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Best Collection of New Punjabi Funny SMS at Funny SMS

Here you will find large collection of Punjabi(Panjabi) funny sms messages. Send these sms to your friends in Punjabi. You can also submit Punjabi funny sms here.

Latest Punjabi Funny SMS:

  • Ye 1 Maa Ki Request Hai
    1 Maa Ki Request Hai
    Plz Ignore Mat Karna.
    Is Msg ko Itna Phelao k Uske Betay tak Pohanch Jaye.

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    "Putar Rasheed,
    Dukan to Wapsi Ty 1.5 Pepsi Ley Aaen." :-)


  By: chaudhary anus   Send To Mobile
  • Gulab Maarne par Responses
    Larki ke Gaal Pe Gulab Maarne par Responses

    English Girl:you are too Naughty sweet heart!

    Urdu Girl: Nahin karo na!

    Punjabi Girl: Lakh Laanat Begairta...


  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile
  • Sunday par Pakistan
    Ek Punjabi Apni Un-parh Maa Se Phone Pe:
    Maa Mein is Sunday par Pakistan Aa Raha Hoon.

    Maa: Wah Puttar! Log Jahaz ty Aaundey Ny

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    Tu Sandhay Ty Awein Gaa. :-)


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Bachpan ki Yaad Main
    1 boy apny Bachpan ki Yaad Main.

    O waqt bara acha c.

    Jado main nikka bacha c.

    Goliyan,tofiyan khanda c.

    Nikkar, kachchay panda c.

    Na lokan di koi tnsion c.

    na abbay di laggi pension c.

    na kurriyan da koi rola c.

    ishq da kam v zra hola c.

    aalo,cholay khanda c.

    jampan,shampan landa c.

    Lokan dy boway panda c.
    Abby ko kot v khanda c.

    Ty far v hasda rahnda c.
    o wakat v bra acha c.

    Jadon ma nikka bacha c..


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Baba Ji Hun Nasoo
    1 bacha darwaze ki bell bajane ki koshish kar raha tha.

    1 Buzurg ne dekha or bell baja di or bole beta or kuch...???


    Bacha: Baba Ji Hun Nasoo.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Meri Aankhon Mai Dekho
    Boy: Jaan Meri Aankhon Mai To Dekho Kya Hai?


    Girl: Sacha Pyar. :-)




    Boy:-: O Anni Di A!
    Machhar Kadd.
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    _//_ Waddi Ayi Parveen Shakir..


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Agli CULTUS Vich Bachiyan Ny
    The Diffrence b/w Friend n Best Friend



    Frnd says: Yaar plz bike ahista or dehan se chalao.



    But...!


    Best Friend says: Nasaa Kamenea, Agli CULTUS Vich Bachiyan Ny.


  By: chaudhary anus   Send To Mobile
  • Charsi Ne Mazar Pe Dua Ki
    Charsi Mazar Pe ja dua kr raha tha,


    "Mera Prize Bond har soorat nikalna chaheiye"

    Jaise hi wo mazar se bahar nikla,
    kisi ne us ki Jaib(Pocket) se prize bond nikal leya.

    wo dobara mazar par a gaya or bola

    "Baba jee pehly kese di poori gal sun lya karo te fir ACTION lya karo"


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Main Show hi Karda Rawan?
    1 Pehlwan 1 Waqt me 80 Rotiya Khata Tha.

    Us ko Circus Walon ne dekha to Nokri pe Rakh Liya.

    Pehla Show Shuro hua,
    Us ne 80 rotia kha lin,
    Agla Show 1 hour Bad Shuru Huwa
    Aur us ne phr 80 rotiya kha li.

    Log bohat Hairan thy or 3rd Show k liye or Ziyda Rush ho Gaya.

    1 hour bad Jab 3rd show Shuru hona tha to Wo Ghaib ho Gaya.

    Us ko Dhondte hwe Jab us k ghar ponche to Wo betha Roti Kha Raha Tha.

    Jab us Se wajah pochi to Wo bola:

    Hun Main SHOW hi Karda Rawan, Roti na Khawan? :-)


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Sohni Tera Roop Sohna
    Boy: Tu Sohni Tera Roop Sohna,
    Par tu sohni nahi kehalwa Sakdi,

    Sohni ty darya paar kar k aa jandi c,
    Tu ek class chad k nai aa sakdi.

    Girl: Mein sohni mera roop Sohna
    Tay mein sohni v kehalwa sakdi,

    Par ek tere liye mein class dy 25 mahiwaal
    Chad k nai aa sakdi. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
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