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Best Collection of New Punjabi Funny SMS at Funny SMS

Here you will find large collection of Punjabi(Panjabi) funny sms messages. Send these sms to your friends in Punjabi. You can also submit Punjabi funny sms here.

Latest Punjabi Funny SMS:

  • A Man Came To Know That
    A Man Came To Know That Anyone's Parrot Knows 3 languages
    English, Urdu and Punjabi-
    He wanted to check dat parrot so he went and


    Asked : "How Are You"


    Oarrot replied : "I Am Fine"


    den man asked again : "tmhara kya haal hai"



    parrot replied: "mei theek hun"


    when again man asked : "tera ki haal ay"




    Then parrot replied: "pagal de puttar! haal he pochi javain ga ya hor koi gal karain ga"


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Application to the Headmaster
    Application to the Headmaster

    in Punjabi!

    Mastra,

    Guzarish A vay k Mera hun school aan nu dil nai krda,

    Tusi kurian v alg kr ditian ne ty sadi class wich ek v kuri nai heygi,

    Tay madam v koi khas patakha nai,

    Enj ty nai kri da masom bachyan nal.

    Sady nal kuriyan rakho nai ty feesan wapas kro.

    J esstran v nai ho skda ty,

    "kam waliyan" e soniyan rakh lo,

    Bari mehrbani.

    Tuada faithfully,

    Pappu Dukhi


  By: farooq   Send To Mobile
  • saban
    Fa=40/
    Rexona=35/
    Safeguard=30/
    Lux=40/
    lifeboy=15/
    Silk=30/
    Imperial=20/
    Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo...plz...hahahaha


  By: pakwafa   Send To Mobile
  • Application to the Headmaster
    Application to the Headmaster

    in Punjabi!

    Mastra,

    Guzarish A vay k Mera hun school aan nu dil nai krda,

    Tusi kurian v alg kr ditian ne ty sadi class wich ek v kuri nai heygi,

    Tay madam v koi khas patakha nai,

    Enj ty nai kri da masom bachyan nal.

    Sady nal kuriyan rakho nai ty feesan wapas kro.

    J esstran v nai ho skda ty,

    "kam waliyan" e soniyan rakh lo,

    Bari mehrbani.

    Tuada faithfully,

    Pappu Dukhi


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Tabedar ka jumla bnao
    Teacher:
    STUDENT se:

    Tabedar ka jumla bnao.




    GIRL:

    "Japhi ghut k je paven ik war gujra sari zindgi rava gi Tabedar gujra.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Kuri Ton Pehly Dekho Uda Peyo
    Tharki Crow...

    Once There Was A Crow,
    Pind Vich Renda C O,
    1 Din Taali Utay Baitha C O,
    1 Chirri De Pichy Pey Gya C O,
    Chirri Pyi C Ro,
    Chirri Da Aa Gya C Pio,
    Chirri De Pio Ne Kutya Crow,
    Crow Sherminda Gya C Ho,
    Hun Chirri Nu Pain Ji Kainda C O,

    MORAL:
    Kuri Ton Pehly Dekho Uda Peyo. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • EK Sheikh Sarak Par
    EK Sheikh Sarak par Chal Raha Tha,
    Achanak Nichay juka, or Sarak par Hath laga kar Bola:



    "Fittay moon, Loki thukk v Enj Sutdey ney, Jivein Theepa Peya hovay"


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Je Karda Tery Kol Aawan
    Je Karda K Tery Kol Aawan.


    Ty Kol a k Ruk Jawan.


    Na Bethan na Bulavan.

    Bas...

    Teri Akh Wich

    UNGAL Mar k Nass Javan. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Marasi Karelay Kharednay Gaya
    Aik Marasi Karelay Kharednay Gaya.

    Sabzi wala Sabzi ko Pani laga raha tha.

    Marasi khara intazar krta raha.

    Jab kafi Deir ho gai to Ghusay sy kehta.

    Jey Enhan nu Hosh Aa Gai Aye Te Kilu Tole De.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
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