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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • NIKAH
    Teacher: Kiya Parhaun Aaj.??

    Pathan: Sir Ji, Aaj Aap
    Hamara NIKAH Parha Dijiye Roll No. 9 K Sath.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Hathi Aur Hiran
    Pathan Sardar Se: Hathi Aur Hiran Me Kiya Farq Hai??

    Sardar: Koi Farq Nahi.

    Pathan: Wo Kese..?

    Sardar: Q K Dono Ko Truck Chalana Nahi Aata.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Mashwara Muft
    Sardar: O Yaar Meri Wife Mujhy Noker Samajhti Hai
    Aur Poory Ghar Ka Kaam Mujh Se Kerwati Hai,
    Me Kiya Kerun.??

    Pathan: Zyada Kuch Nahi, Do Chaar Ghar Aur Pakad Lo,
    Chaar Paisy Hi Hath Me Aa Jaeynge.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Bank Manager Se
    Pathan Bank Manager Se:

    Hum Ko Naye Pakistan Ki Currency De Do,
    Dukandar Ko Kiya Dunga,
    Purana Note Dekh Ker Bol Raha Hai K
    Is Per To Quaid-e-Azam Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Mobile Aur LapTop
    Sardar: Yaar Tum Thakty Nahi Ho Is Mobile Se.??

    Pathan: Haan Yara Jab Hum

    Thak Jata Hai To

    LapTop On Ker Leta Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ki Girlfriend
    Pathan Ki Girlfriend Usy Chhor Ker Chali Gai,
    Wo Udaas Betha Tha.

    Sardar: O Yaar Udaas Mat Ho,
    Agar Wo Tujhy Chor Kr Chali Gai
    To Is Ka Matlab Koi Aur Larki Khuda Se Tujhy Mang Rahi Hai..

    Pathan: Kiya Sach Me Aisa Hota Hai??

    Sardar: O Nai Yaar' Aisa Sochny Se Bezztii Kam FEEL Hoti Hai.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Picnic
    Pathan Bivi Ko Picnic Manany K Liye Qabrustan Le Ker Gaya..

    Bivi: Khan Sahab Aap Mujhy Kahan Le Aye Hen??

    Pathan: Ary Pagli' Log To Marty Hen Yahan Aany K Liye.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Mujhy Bhi Chakhhao
    Ek Pathan Chilgozy Kha Raha Tha..

    Us Ki Bivi Ny Kaha:
    "Khan Saab Mujhy Bhi Chakhhao.

    Pathan Ny Ek Chilgoza Usy De Diya.
    Bivi Boli: Sirf Ek..??

    Pathan: Haan Baki Sab Ka Zaiqa Bhi Aisa Hi Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Touch Screen Wala Bakra
    Pathan: Ye Bakra Kitny Ka Hai.??

    Admi: 40,000 Ka..

    Pathan Heran Ho Ker:

    O Yara Ye Kiya Touch Screen Wala Bakra Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Egyptian Mummies
    2 Pathano Ny Pehli Baar Egyptian Mummies Dekhin.

    1st Pathan: Yara Dekho Itni Sari Bandages. Pakka Kisi Truck Ny Mara Hoga.

    2nd Pathan: Khocha Tum Sahi Kehta Hai.
    Dekho Us Per Truck Ka Number Bhi Dala Hua Hai BC-1285.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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