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Puncture Tyre



Ek Molvi Ka Jamaat Keraty Huwe
Wuzu Toot Gaya Phir Bhi
Us Ny Namaz Puri Parha Di.

Jab Us Ny Salam Phera To
Pichy Bethy Ek Pathan Ny Kaha:

"Molvi Saab Maan Gaya AapKi
Drivery Ko,
Puncture Tyre K Sath Bhi
Mnzil Per Pohcha Diya.. :-D

Hahhaha



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