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These are the SMS / Jokes on Jeo & Jeenay Do Zardari! within the SMS / Text Messages category of Funny SMS; No need to introduce Mr. Asif Ali Zardari, everyone knows he's President Of Pakistan. There are a lot of changings happened in his period of Presidency. Many of Pakistanis and other country people likes him and many dislikes. So now a days he's also uses as a Noun in SMS Messages. You can also
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13 July 2009 se SMS Service ko F.I.A Cyber Crime Cell k Under main de diya gaya hai.
Aur Woh Har SMS ko chek kernegay. Jiske naam SIM hogi usi k naam pe FIR katay gi.
So Please Government k khilaaf koi bhi SMS send ya forward na karen.
Be Careful and Never forget.
Is link pe ja kar aap News chek kar saktay hain.
www.bbc.co.uk/urdu/pakistan/2009/07/090713_syber_crime_nj.shtml
ISLAMABAD: The government announced on Sunday that sending indecent, provocative and ill-motivated stories and text messages through e-mails and mobile telephone Short Messaging Service (SMS) was an offence under the Cyber Crime Act (CCA) and its violators could be sent behind bars for 14 years.
An official announcement by the interior ministry said that the government was launching a campaign against circulation of what it called ill-motivated and concocted stories through emails and text messages against civilian leadership and security forces.
www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/dawn-content-library/dawn/news/sci-tech/16-punishment-for-indecent-sms-and-emails-hs-03
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Go to India or Pakistan
The Famous Comedian of Bollywood old timer I. S. Joher
Was once asked in his question box in the Filmfare Magzine.
"When people get angry used to say Go to Hell "
But What do people in Hell says?
Is Joher replied, "Go to India or Paki"
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Funtoosh
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Total Deductions of Tax
TID: 0608215250114644.
You have recharged Rs.250.
The deduction of VAT 25%
Z@rdari tax 15%
Benazir Income Support 10%
Wapda tax 20%
GST 17%
Government supported Fund 13%
New balance:
Rs. 0.00
Expiry Date:
09/11/2010
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SAYYAM
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A Person Died & Went to Hell
A Person Died & Went to Hell.
There was British hell, Where people were roasted on fire, electric shock, sharp steel nails & then flogged.
Chinese, American & German hells were almost alike.
Then he saw a Large crowd trying to get into Pakistani hell.
He asked the angel Why?
ANGEL REPLIED:
No Gas So No Roasting.
No Electricity 4 Shocks.
Steel Nails were Stolen,
&
The Flogger is a Govt. Servant,
He Marks Attendance & goes away.
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SAYYAM
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World Dogs Competition
World Dogs Competition Ho Raha Tha.
Bush German, Shepherd Laya,
Obama, Bull Terrier Laya,
Bill Clinton, Alsatian Laya,
Aur Hamaray "Walay" Ka Confidence To Daikhain,
Khali Haath Hi Chala Gaya Or 1st Prize Jeet K Lay Aaya. :-)
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AsiM
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