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A Person Died & Went to Hell



A Person Died & Went to Hell.
There was British hell, Where people were roasted on fire, electric shock, sharp steel nails & then flogged.

Chinese, American & German hells were almost alike.

Then he saw a Large crowd trying to get into Pakistani hell.

He asked the angel Why?

ANGEL REPLIED:
No Gas So No Roasting.
No Electricity 4 Shocks.
Steel Nails were Stolen,
&
The Flogger is a Govt. Servant,
He Marks Attendance & goes away.



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