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Upset kyun lag rahe ho



Wife: I love you baby..
Husband(softly): I love you too.

Wife: Aise kyun bola.??
Husband: Bas thoda mood off tha..

Wife: Doston ke saath to bade khush rehte ho, aur mere saath hi drame..
Husband: Aisa kuch nahi jaanu, tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai..

Wife: Haan abhi dost phone karega to 2 sec me tabiyat theek ho jayegi..
Husband: Dost kahan se aa gaye, mera mood thoda upset hai bas..

Wife: Mere saath hi ye sab hota hai, friends ke saath enjoy karte ho, badi has has k pictures click karwate ho. Ya koi aur ladki pasand aa gayi..??
Husband: (pyar se) arrey, kahan se kahan baat le jaa rahi ho..?

Wife: Aaj sab clear hoga!!
Husband: (trying to act smart) Tumhe hua kya hai!! kis baat pe upset ho?? Batao!!

Wife: Tumhari sangat hi kharab hai!!
Husband: Mere saath to tum ho!!

Wife: Ab bohot ho gaya, ab aur nahi!!
Husband: (fully crashed) Hua kya hai, ye to bata do..

Wife: Hum ab saath nahi reh sakte?..
Husband: Ye baat kahan se aayi?..

Wife: i want Divorce..
Husband: Hmmmm ok?..

Wife: Haan, yehi chahte ho tum to, fir tum jo marzi kar sako..
Husband: Arrey tumne khudne bola abhi, maine kya galat kaha..

Wife: Itni problem thi to bola kyun nahi, me khud chali jaati tumhari life se..
Husband: (apne baal pakad kar) Mujhe meri galti to bata do..

Wife: Waqt aane pe pata chalegi tumhe apne aap, jab me chali jaungi..
Husband: Acha, to me wait karta hoon sahi waqt ka..

Wife: Tum serious kab hoge..??
Husband: Ab kya hospital me admit ho jaun serious hone k liye?..

Wife: Go to hell..!!
Husband: Dont call me again?..

AFTER 3 HOURS..

Wife: Tumhe pata hai na me tumhare bina nahi reh sakti Janu, sorry I love you my Baby..
Husband: (Sab bhool kar) Acha, I love you too.

Wife: Upset kyun lag rahe ho?.. ;-)



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