Lucky's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Lucky
Location: Sukkur, Sindh
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Member Since: 02 Mar 2007
About Lucky:
Hi I like fun. And a great fan of those who like fun.
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Lucky
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Special Offer
Special offer……..Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal’s office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
Hurry offer valid until exams only….
Category: Student SMS Jokes
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Student's Declaration
Student’s Declaration at the end of answer paper. Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices!
“I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2d best of mine & my friend’s knowledge & I claim no responsibility whatsoever 4any mistakes. Whatever I have written is truly fictitious & any resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely Coincidental.”
Category: Student SMS Jokes
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Say NO to EXAMS
Ø It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write our exam once (excluding supplementary). Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
Say NO to EXAMS.
Category: Student SMS Jokes
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Engineering
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
Category: Student SMS Jokes
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Scoring 33
Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
Category: Student SMS Jokes
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Human brain
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Category: Student SMS Jokes
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An Engineer
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.s
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Deep Jalte
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari
"Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe." Happy EID..
Category: Eid Mubarak SMS
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Eid aaye
Eid aaye Tum na aaye kya Maza hai Eid ka,
Eid hi to Naam hai Ek Dusrey ki Deed ka,
Apna to kisi Tour katt jaye ga ye Din,
Tum jis se milo aaj us ko Eid Mubarak
Category: Eid Mubarak SMS
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Sada Farz
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu, teri yaad ne mobile fada dita, Message likhde likhde space muki, assi overwrite alloweed la dita, yaara mereya message reply karin, assi apna farz nibha dita.
Category: Punjabi Funny SMS
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Mistake
Winter Comes Again And Again ... Summer Comes Again And Again ... But A Person Like U Never Comes Again, Cuz God Never Makes The Same Mistake Again And Again!
Category: Cool Jokes
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