Mujhy Boht Maar Pari
Santa: Yaar Kal Mene Rocket Chhora jo Suraj se Takra Ker Phat Gaya.
Banta: Phir kya hua?
Santa: Mujhy Boht Maar Pari..
Banta: Kis Ny Mara..??
Santa: Mere Padosi Suraj ki Mummy Ne.. ;-p ;-)
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