You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:
1. puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.
2. gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
3. sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
4. tries to drown a fish in water.
5. thinks socialism means partying.
6. trips over a cordless phone.
7. takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
8. At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius.".
9. studies for a blood test and fails.
10. sells the car for gas money.
11. Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
12. Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and
goes home.
13. Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.
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