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Pliceman: Tum ne faqeer kiu mara?



Pliceman: Tum ne faqeer kiu mara?

Pathan: Hum ne ise kayi baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,

Phir bhi ye bolta hai

"Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga.."



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