Arz Kiya Hai......
"Jab Dekha Unho ne Tirchi Nazar se,
Kasam Khuda ki Madhosh ho gaye Hum,
Par jab pata chala
Nazar Permanent Tirchi hai,
To wahi Khade-khade Behosh ho gaye Hum."
.
Ek aur......
.
"Ankhon me Nami thi,
Aur Vitamin ki Kami thi..
Wah Wah,
Jis se Raat Bhar Chatting ki
Wo Girlfriend ki Mummy thi."
.
Ek aur....
.
"Koi Pathar se na maare
Mere Dewaane ko.
QK
Nuclear Power ka Zamana hai,
Bomb se Udaa do Saale ko."
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Bus last.....
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"Tajmahal kya cheez hai,
Isse Badi Emarat Banaunga,
Wah Wah..
Mumtaz to Marke Dafan hui thi,
Tujhe to Me Zinda Dafnaunga."
.
Bus Iske Baad Khatam..
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"Hansi k liye Gham Qurban,
Khushi k liye Aansu Qurban,
Kiya Baat Hai Wah..
Dost k liye Jaan bhi Qurban,
Aurr
Agar Dost ki Girlfriend Mil jaye
to...
Saala Dost Bhi Qurban.."
Hahhaha
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