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Ek Pathan Larki Ko



Ek Pathan Larki ko Kiss ker raha tha..

Police: Ye kiya ker rahy ho??

Pathan: Kiss ker raha hun.

Police: Mera Number Kab aaye ga??

Pathan: Is Larki K Baad...;-p

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