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Ek Pathan Ki Pent Phat Gai,
Tailor se Silwa ker Bill Pucha:

Tailor: 250

Pathan Ny Usay 500 diye.

Tailor: Ye Kiya..??

Pathan:
Tera Bill Su ker Phir Phat Gai Hai...;-p

Hahahha



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